I wore this fit again last night and it got me wondering if they’re just under the furniture hearing me put on my chainmail thinking like “oh no she’s playing dress up again, we’re in for a hell of a night aren’t we”
What if the micros in my house can't leave. Outside is full of natural predators and other normal people would see them as pests and call an exterminator, so dealing with me is ironically the safest way for them to live
why do micros have such a hard time understanding that just because I went to sleep in a cuddly mood doesnt mean I wont wake up in a test the tensile strength of your limbs mood, youre taking a risk here little dude
what is it about laying down that makes me feel so big
I can't see my own body sprawled out without imagining that being extremely inconvenient for a few hundred or so tiny lives who were just trying to make the long journey across the sofa in peace
chat how do I get muscular calves I do calf raises like twice a week but they still look wimpy please help there is nothing sexier than a bitch with calves the size of pomelos
just had to sit down for a minute at work because I got brain blasted by a flashback of the dream I had last night where my bed was the map for some pvp shooter game and I was a big map hazard scoring more kills than any of the little players crawling around whew
I cull terrarium dwellers pretty frequently in various ways, but there's a little guy in there I've decided to keep alive just to watch him develop terminal stockholm syndrome and he really creeps out the short timers with how much he obsesses over me. Do you think he remembers the outside world
yea no shit I’m an "attention whore," now get back in that news van and start the broadcast I want everyone with a TV to see how many times I can skip this hyundai on the water
I really should be asleep but I can’t stop being captivated by literature written by size community friends that I acquired at Sizecon today, yall got some real voice huh
turning off the heat and cracking a window at night to make all the tiny people in my house dependent on my body heat for survival
joining me in bed is a dangerous game but surely the threat of hypothermia makes it worth the risk I hope
hey if a 1 inch or shorter dude tries to hit on you and you want to humor them just know that the only proper response is “lucky for you Im not hungry right now”
Glad I learned what the autonomic nervous system is today. Until now I havent been able to properly describe my fascination with how I'm just not in control of what happens after I swallow you whole. Theres basically a machine inside me thats gonna kill you slowly without me using any brain cells.
👉 👈 would yall have a parade or something if I were ever vanquished...would you revel and sing merry songs about deliverance from my crushing tyranny..... idk you probably wouldnt........nevermind......
just flicked away the ninth "giant slayer" of the week already, I would say it's getting old but they keep coming up with new ways to call me a "she-beast" or "tyrannical witch" or vile something or other and it's very charming
yeah I fw fantasy settings too, I think if some tiny young noble crawled his way into my oversized castle in an attempt to court me to save his territory from being turned into giant boot prints I would just have to humor him. Especially if he addressed me as “my lady”