Kallan Larsen

monarchies are inherently anti-Christian, next question

To be clear I was the guy in the middle

I love my macbook, but it’s been 12 years and I still have to google “ctrl alt del mac” on my phone every time my computer stops responding

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

sorry to be this person, but i just know a new phoebe bridgers album would fix me

Nicole must have just seen Miracle Whip.

Challengers. we were hootin’ and hollerin’. at the “you’re 31, you have a better shot with…” line, someone behind me whispered, “oh my god…”

Just want to say a firm good afternoon to Dusty May, hope his day is going great

lactation pods in the airport: good needing an app to open them: evil

thankful to finally be in a whimsical bowl game, although “cheez-it citrus bowl” sounds like prime munchies food

being in an airport is kind of like being a parent because you get to see people walk for the first time

in-laws moved to chicago from TX and did not have a shovel or ice melt for the foot of snow that’s coming. the absolute glee I felt running to the store to put into practice what I’ve been training for for 3 decades needs to be studied

wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline

this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.

One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)

heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀

do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?

Nerds.

Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy." Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.

today i learned you can head butt in basketball

MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10

Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand

mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant

In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball

POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.

yesterday’s wordle: Wordle 1,362 6/6* 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way

being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame

one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run

thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America

seeing some really inaccurate reporting Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws. He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).

ok this is evil, right?

your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home

I'm an absolute baby about the heat and humidity of NC in the summer, so I really need to learn sympathy for those who cannot handle 1/2" of snow and cold temperatures

the best offense is a really bad opposing offense

are we so back?

the michigan wolverines, in my opinion

it’s really bad when you get the microsoft loading screen at passport control

american shows on french tv: - the big bang theory - pawn stars - my wife and kids - law & order: criminal intent - ncis - river monsters - caught in the act: unfaithful

frames gonna janklin

meanwhile, at the Saginaw Spirit CHL game tonight

[Camera lovingly caresses the entire minutes-long brawl as millions of people are far too locked in to change the channel] Gus and Joel: Nobody wants to see this