Kevin

haven’t ever done an intro before but: - I’m Kevin - I love to laugh - I love to make other people laugh as much as I love to make them shake their head at me - i don’t and won’t punch down for jokes - I’m an adaptation apologist, passionate about The Wheel of Time and quite fond of Rings of Power

another year, another #WotIdol entry for my portfolio of madness 😌 this year, I received a note from one D. Bornhald and had to share his message in the form of this song. as always, there are many “Kevin” layers to this one. it’s my dumbest one yet 😇 #WotSkies Sniff It Out youtu.be/IjdBNAS8sqA

heheh I just picked up @lxreads.fun from the airport heheh

Priyanka Made a WHAT!??

that’s right, world, you HAVE been stuck with me for another full year of my life, and you’ll never break my whimsy 💁🏼‍♂️ 🎈

Hey #WoTSkies, Do you have "Chat on fire" on your #WotIdol2026 Bingo card yet? Because it will be! Go to wotidol.com/bingo to get a randomized 5x5 daily card, a multi day 7X7 card or use the menu to customize it, make your own or draw a new card! #WotIdol #TheWheelOfTime

At long last, my full panel at WorldCon is up! It was a joy to connect with fans of The Wheel Of Time, and talk about the unique “musical world building” approach to making The Hills Of Tanchico.

ok… NOW is OFFICIALLY the perfect time to finish my @wotidol.bsky.social parody… I win again, #WotSkies 😈 🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨

Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021) gotta be the funniest comedy I’ve seen since Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), like fuuuuck me I can’t believe it got screwed so badly by the pandemic. this SHOULD have been a cultural moment, a harbinger of the return of the feature length comedy 😩🤌🤌

austin powers 4 octobussy

when u gonna stop takin dumps with the chumps & start makin cum with ur chums?

pinching a loaf in the toilet of a ufo [a close encounter of the turd kind]

uk websites: “can we track ur biscuits bruv”

you are now farting manually

so far, still no downsides to bejeweling my balls

r2deez2nuts

Rob (@malkiertalks.com) is making a WoT documentary, the full journey of the show, told through cast/crew interviews and the people who made it. There's a GoFundMe set up so fans can help make it happen. Chip in if you can 👇

It was a privilege to do an article & interview for this new project! So excited to see what Rob is able to accomplish 🙏 (And yeah, I’m gonna continue to shoot my shot to see if this lands me in a room with Ceara Coveney, who’s askin?!?)

"Every Age leaves behind stories. Some become legend. Others disappear before they're ever told." Help us tell the story... www.gofundme.com/f/wot-docume... #TheWheelOfTime #Documentary

just before this photo I awarded Priyanka the honorary first “Trolloc Nipple Coin”, awarded for surviving two interviews with me and everything that comes with having a forced conversation with me for long enough. She was delighted by the honor, of course 😌 #WotCon

#WotIdol2026 ✨HYPE✨ 🚂 Day 10! To lighten the mood, here's the hilariously ridiculous entry from our beloved @kangus.bsky.social Please enjoy "Horn Man" Spoilers: S2 youtu.be/Yzw1YPkVa9c?... Have you worked on #WotIdol today? Visit wotidol.com to enter! #TheWheelOfTime #WotSkies

the WoT Ones wings were hotter than my questions, but my anus lips will surely take that cake on the morrow 🧘‍♂️ for tonight, though, I’ll bask in the euphoria of eating hot wings with Priyanka Bose until the taint takes me 😌 #WotCon

just 2 guys hanging out having fun (meeting with demetri martin)

ruining the 2012 family function by singing “ayeee meesa jar jar, op op op, Oppa gungan style”

my partner’s reaction to this knowledge informs me that this is NOT a universal experience when eating quinoa… 🤷‍♂️

zelda twilight princess was on some real aginor shit with those multi-titted chickens, on hylia

things strangers to beware..: When a stranger call When a stranger text When a stranger email When a stranger telegram When a stranger mail When a stranger fax When a stranger page When a stranger radio When a stranger dm When a stranger @

a lil bit of free luck for your troubles 🤲🍀