Karl Dandleton

60, no 64 years of hurt

Advertising a film as "shot on iPhone" isn't an incentive to make me want to watch it

Supporting a sports team is like the ship of Theseus, I've followed @saints1890.bsky.social for thirty years now, obviously not a single player remains from then, but it's the same team

Sian Gibson was adorable in Car Share, Jon would have fallen in love with her in episode 1 in real life

I've had "conversations" with LLMs where I knew for certain something was true, but the LLM initially indicated otherwise. I kept asking it to check and it was 6 or 7 responses deep before it twigged. I would not accept its first answer on anything that has real life consequences

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This woman is a hero they should make her President of the USA. She had more balls than every single Trump ass kissing loser in that room.

Janey would want you to keep the memory alive. Repost it now it’s a duty!

Andrew Tate who is facing charges of allegedly trafficking minors, sexual intercourse with a minor, and money laundering, asks that you stop sharing this image please. He feels that it is damaging his reputation.

Just for fun, let me tell you about somebody you've probably never heard of, but who was once one of the most famous people in England, a national hero, a disgraced fraudster, and an astonishingly accomplished piratical maniac. He led quite a life. (1/53)

No cheeses for us meeses

I vaguely remember Thatcher going, definitely remember the fire at Windsor Castle in '92

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This team have wasted everybody's time by turning up #TheChase

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

Pizza is just an open faced sandwich. I won't be taking questions

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Live your life such that the internet doesn't react with a gigantic "LOL" when you are murdered

If your local pub gets overrun by Hell's Angels and KKK types, who shit up the wall and engage in fights every night, we are under no obligation to continue to drink there, or to invite them to the nice pub we found across town

Robert Jenrick has now deleted this X post

Bit the bullet and deactivated my X account. Musk’s post about Zelenskyy was the last straw. I encourage anyone still on there to leave.

Do we have a verb for posting on here yet? What noise do butterflies make?

I don't know who needs to hear it, but this is my dog and he's great

I've set up a Rugby League/NRL starter pack. Apologies if I've missed anyone, @ or DM me and I'll add some more go.bsky.app/LWeWfYR

Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!

Pleased to say the Liverpool Echo is officially on Bluesky. Follow here. @liverpoolecho.bsky.social

Liking this place so far, it's like how Twitter used to be, before Elmo came along and shat all over it.