katbian.bsky.social

@planetcomicon.bsky.social thanks for removing the metal barrier between the food trucks. This allows people with accessibility issues to get to the food trucks. Now, there’s a car illegally parked across the crosswalk, forcing people into the traffic on Broadway. Can you please move that car?

@planetcomicon.bsky.social, the past 2 days you’ve denied food truck area access for anyone utilizing a wheeled mobility assist device. You have barricades up that only allow able bodied persons access. Accessibility Different persons should expect equal access to all areas and that includes food!

I was just headed to the store - I swear. They were just standing there. The Cookie Coven. The siren’s call of manufactured baked goods. Thin minty goodness calling seductively. Y’all, I may or may not have purchased enough cookies to turn a small army diabetic. I am weak. But I have cookies.

A coworker is gluten intolerant. I made a Cheerios version of rice crispy treats & decorated them for our Chiefs rally. Another coworker wanted the recipe. I told him make RC treats, but sub in Cheerios. He didn’t get it. So I sent it to him…written in code. #GoChiefs #softwaredeveloperlife

What people think I mean by “I’m lying in bed with a fur coat on” vs what I REALLY mean by lying in bed with a fur coat on. #catsofbluesky

2 cats are what separate me from a day spent in feline servitude & the freedom to roam around my home as I please. Together they weigh all of 15lbs, but I’m stuck. I mustn’t move or otherwise disturb the kitties or, trust me, there will be furry hell to pay for it later. Send snacks. #catsofbluesky

Good morning, Bluesky ☕️🌞

Current situation…stuck under a 7lb cat who will NOT let me up. Seriously, if I move he goes into lumberjack mode and suddenly engages master-level ninja log-roller skills. I need to pee. Send help. #catsofbluesky

I’m not sure what I’ve done, but I’m pretty sure it’s about to be explained to me. #catsofbluesky

The moment you wake up and realize that the reason you can’t move isn’t because you’re still in sleep paralysis. #catmomlife

To begin with, my 4.5 yr old great-niece has (according to her mother) EVERYTHING Barbie and doesn’t need anything else “Barbie.” Harumpf. “Barbie” does NOT have a unicorn! A week later…one crocheted unicorn for Christmas. Now I’m thinking that my niece’s Barbies need a dragon.