Katie Rich

I’m just glad Charles Oakley was there to see that

I just wish Charles Oakley had been there to see that

Yes hunnie! Let’s go back to when women had 12 kids because only like 5 would live past infancy!!!!!

I’m just glad Charles Oakley wasn’t there to see that.

I saw a lightning bug tonight. It was a really bright one and it was the most magical thing I’ve seen in a long time. I think of how we used to be surrounded by them as kids. Now a single one made me feel like I’d seen a unicorn. I don’t know which is better but I have a feeling it’s the first one.

Tone UP for Summer? Babes, I’m trying to tone it DOWN.

This is far from the only reason, but one big reason why HACKS is so perfect and great is because they had very talented writers ON SET who are naturally funny and good improvisers!

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

If I was in high school speech right now I would ask to do one of the Colonial Penn commercials as a DDA if you understand this you are probably a middle aged caregiver

You know how when someone at works tells you about a dream they had and you kind of follow it but ultimately it’s a meaningless succession of brain scraps with no context? That’s how I feel when I read or watch anything written by AI.

*points to DSM-V* “Ah, I see my biography is in stock.”

If the Chicago Bears are going to make us cart our asses to a stadium in Indiana that stadium better have Indiana prices. I’m talking $2.50 you call its with a free side of fireworks.

A bless’d Lent to you and yours

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

I just got the best financial info: did you know money is cumulative? Like you don’t have to spend it all before you get the next money?

Every Seinfeld character would be voting Cuomo except Kramer who would be Sliwa’s campaign manager and forget to vote.

Every night I make a To Do list that hinges entirely on me waking up as a completely different person

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@mollyknight.bsky.social I know there are more pressing things during this game for you but has anyone identified BlueJays Thor behind the plate? I’ll take my answer off air.

I JUST THINK THE WOMENS BASKETBALL IS SO WONDERFUL DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??!!

I guess the best thing about being a Bears fan is that dementia runs in my family so one day I’ll forget all this.

I didn’t even know they were dating

He meant so much to myself and my family. My nephew is named Ryne. Just devastating news. RIP Ryno. Thank you for all of it.

I’m actually Chicago Sober which is where you do NO drugs and ONLY drink alcohol

My Dead Mom came back for Mothers’ Day!

In Chicago, we don't say soda we say pope

A way for Chicagoans to tell Hollywood they are not forgotten...READ THE PREVIEW- @mptfund.bsky.social @thesecondcity.bsky.social @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social @katierich.bsky.social #MeganGailey #artistsfirst @marcellacomedy.bsky.social @kristentoomey.bsky.social @chrisbader.bsky.social #comedy

That line from Ivy is actually something that my husband said to me after our biggest fight. 🥰

No greater feeling than coming back to your phone and seeing a dozen or so voice memos in the group chat.

I lost my SAG health insurance this year but at least Belichick's girlfriend gets to be in a Super Bowl commercial

When I was a kid we would play in the basement and every once in a while my dad would open the door and, without looking, just yell down "Cut it out!" And most of the time we were doing something wrong and would stop. Anyway, maybe Jesus should pop right in real quick and do that?

If news outlets aren’t making a huge fucking deal about this then it’s officially a wrap. I know you’re all complicit but this is another level.

We got Lion Gosling!!!!

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Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

Nothing captures the absurdity and darkness of our times like the Pop Tart Bowl

Wow Netflix okay

It’s not too late to donate to www.letterscharity.org and be a part of a true Christmas miracle

We gotta cool it with the hot Santas

Eating Christmas cookies like a dog* *grabbing them and running to another room to enjoy them alone

We gotta cool it with the slowed down versions of Three Little Birds

We're baaaaack! See you 1/16!!!!

What I see on my computer screen after making my sixth healthcare shooter joke on a Zoom

We gotta cool it with the veneers.