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#DieHard #Christmas #DieHardisntreallyachristmasmovie #DieHardisaDisneoviethoandJohnMcClaneisaDisneyPrincess

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social ma’am… did you block me on Instagram??

The commissioner of antifa has asked me to bestow a message upon the world: youtu.be/WUNokymL4vE?...

It’s weird posting to BluesGuy because I know no one will read it but still somehow feel compelled to do so anyway. 🤷‍♀️ Is this the definition of insanity?

Elite Captcha: Game of the year edition Multiple tiles filled with pictures of Alan Moore. Multiples tiles filled with modern day images of Led Zeppelin singer, Robert Plant. Choose all images of the writer of Watchmen.

Remember when Johnny Cash covered NIN’s “Closer”? It was better than the original.

Same Energy:

Does it matter if it's a 1976 Farrah Fawcett??

Tv Show Concept: “4th Wall Breakdown Challenge” Pilot episode: Deadpool vs Zack Morris vs Ferris Bueller That’s also the end of the series. 🤨

Made this back in March.

Post your favorite emojis: Mine are 😒 🤷‍♀️

This isn't new! 😡

Million dollar idea: CEOs star in a tower defense television show where they have to fend off would-be shoplifters and they don't win anything. They just get to keep their products that don't get stolen.

My open letter to Joni Ernst: The tooth fairy and Jesus Christ are on the same level, you shriveled testicle looking crone.

Joni Ernst now supports legalizing abortion. #abortion #JoniErnst

@mrdavehill.bsky.social totally thought this was you:

IF WE’RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, THEN YOU KNOW THAT SOMETHING’S WRONG IF THE WORD IS YOUR SALVATION, WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SONG -Death By Stereo ♥️

I want to see a movie starring Tony Dalton (Better Call Saul), Steven Ogg (GTAV) and Walter Goggins. They all play three brothers and have a wild adventure together. That’s the only criteria. #bettercallsaul #gtav #goggins

@pilintrasarav.bsky.social

🎼 “Beavers are Damp Ones” porn parody song of “We Are The Champion”. 🎼

Remember the Time Slurm-Mitxa-Tok wrote that hit songle “Gravy Glob Butt”? —At Roy Alkershwins Status Copying Center For the Disadvantaged (RIP Facebook 🪦)

i vote to impeach President Elon Musk.

Flea and Keith Richards look about the same age.

I can definitely imagine people Riverdancing to At The Gates.

Elon said he’s cool with this:

@ewacat.bsky.social sorry to just barge in and ask you something so odd but I'm looking for a British twitter user. I think she was fairly popular on twitter / not sure of her name (Maybe Bonnie or something kind of plain?) her pic was her chugging from a carton of milk possibly. Any idea?

The worst thing about that Nazi punching video is that I now have that Smash Mouth song stuck in my head.

TikTok was stupid. Fuck you. We're all dead or enslaved anyways.

@decafjedi.com Saw this account and it reminded me that I needed to follow you.

If you can stir macaroni and cheese, it’s shit. Macaroni and cheese is a casserole made with a crust of cheese and breadcrumbs. Now you know.

I’ve never seen Elf.

My Spotify wrapped:

I refer to it as "Bloose Key". Like an old buddy… "hey, Bloooskey… what up?". Maybe we can call Bluesky tweets "Bloosing"? "Bullshitting"? B.S.-ing?" I'm open to suggestions.

Conservatives / fascists know a thing or two about echo chambers!

Two things I miss as a vegetarian: Pepperoni and Salmon (separately). I don’t think there will ever be suitable plant-based versions of either. But I love animals too much to eat them.

Remember that time JD Vance fucked a couch?

Shouldn’t Donald Trump be deported if his ancestors came here illegally??

Me, flirting with the OnlyFans girls:

I'v'n't posted anything yet on Bloose Kuy.