KazJester

KazJester

@kazjester.bsky.social

Living my life one Rocko's Modern Life reference at a time. I draw cartoony things that suck. I mean that literally & draw/talk abstract kinks! (coughs dust like the antique vacuum he is) Hermit mode activated.

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Someone using the phrase "funneling hapless citizens into its paid scanner printer" figurative to describe admin processes and my brain going "no but I've drawn that literally"

The levels of yearning to make another big animatic have reached critical levels of yearn potential. This time, thinking an animatic about the vacuous, just in time for Nullvember.

Kobold Fortress is going pretty great so far. First time I've really thought more about aesthetic than just "make room". A temple! A hospital! A militia! What is this, a functioning society?

I don't have to worry about drawing the art I do on Twitch if I can go there and watch people play Crushing Force. The vacuums... will be free to suck!

If you want to have a place where everything is soft in your fiction, simply construct the entire world to be made out of rubber, plush, goo, bubbles, plastic, cyber-biocompound, magic, or the flesh of an interdimensional floating eldritch being. Justify it? Why would you do that?

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Ruckus is very fond of teasing folks once he finds out there is a feature of his they enjoy a lot.. Did not take long for him to pack away this spinosaurus. Featuring DaSpino from FA, made by an anonymous artist. #vore #sugophilia #tailvore

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Okay game idea, and yes it's a little #vorny: Your dungeon-crawling adventurer has a very small inventory, thankfully you have a hopping satchel adventuring companion whose mouth and gut you can fill with items #vore #transformation #object

Got a lot of Vactober suggestions, a bunch actually, and haven't had a lot of time to get to drawing so far because of work. I might do some in November, too. They've been a nice exercise to get back into drawing again.

Ace Combat 3 (J) is so cool. Then I booted up Ace Combat 3 (US) and immediately felt all the heart and soul being sucked out in real time. Wild that they thought they needed to do that!

I remember, for the longest time, being told about a horror movie where people got sucked into a TV. They were just misremembering Poltergeist, turns out, but the REAL point is there needs to be a horror movie about being sucked into TVs.

KazJester@kazjester.bsky.social

TV Sucks 📺🌪️ From flat screen to fat screen! (🔊 sound warning)

"Why are you upset?" asked the wizard, stroking his beard, "You wished to see what furniture you looked like." You manage to squeak out, "No, I said FUTURE me!" Waving your arms frantically is harder to do, now as a living sofa chair.