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Los Thuthanaka is proving to be a major "I'm getting old" event

I thought P Krug lost his mind when Trump was first elected but it turned out the NYT editors had ruined his column

I got to the point in Silksong where it goes from being fun and cool to being fucking stupid as shit

Seattle might not have good food compared to SF but at least the airport has better food

Tylenolmaxxing your pregnancy to get that high achiever tech loadout

Straight to the gulag for Altman and the whole lot

Help I can't stop calling uncrustables "umsmuckables"

My dog was farting on the bed extra nasty all night. Found the partially eaten baby bunny corpse in the yard today

You can always tell a chicken tenders kid

Zero tolerance for picky eaters

I keep getting these weird "engineering headhunter" spam calls, always with a British accent, saying they saw me on LinkedIn, and when I tell them to message me on there instead of calling they don't. Probably some kind of scam but what is the angle?

I think a squirrel died in my attic

That's RTO baby

Due to everything in my house being covered with a thin layer of syrup, the ants are back with a vengeance this year

Avgolemono is just congee

Trying not to think about the underlying political message behind the Hyena caste in The Lion King

Tillamook's cream cheese somehow being better than Philadelphia is the ultimate triumph of the Pacific Northwest over the rest of the country

Making this right now

If you force feed a furby will it store fat in its liver and create a delicacy?

Spotify wrapped was fully dominated by the 2 year old's preferences this year (sound of music top 5 sweep)

Maybe I can get my hands on some reblochon

Reading a dense history book about Europe during the reformation and they finally got to the good shit (the effect of new world silver on monetary policy)

It should be illegal to sell apples after March

It's crazy that it's been a decade since a man wrote a rock and roll song

Fettucine and linguine are totally different, don't you dare mix them up

New York smoke photographers are putting the west coast to shame. Why would you even want to look at Seattle

Got an uber home for under $30... nature is healing

It'd be cool if the light rail in Seattle actually worked every once in a while

Played Lisa Frank 420 in a design review and nobody recognized it smh

At this point AI profile pics are just as cringe as anime ones

My post about the master sword got auto flagged for non inclusive language

My biggest gen z fashion pet peeve is that they never wear band shirts of contemporary bands, or even of bands from after they were born

"What was your baby's first word" is a great opportunity to turn small talk into a demonstration of how much Wikipedia I've read

Where's my invite

Zelda is a game for girls which is why you play as a girl

Getting more and more mad about my Apple Watch, the ugliest piece of shit tech I've ever become dependent on

"Bizarre Foods" but it's just Andrew Zimmern eating low carb low sugar sweets from the health food aisle

When someone says "The whole enchilada" they are only referring to one enchilada tube unit. Not very much at all!

The main thing I remember about the 2007 writers strike is that all the pent up ideas from 4 months went into a couple of stellar 30 rock episodes. That and the sing along blog

How do all these people with ugly ass babies manage to take care of them

Jeeps are the most "Seattle fascist" car for sure

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