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"You'll never believe what dipshit they put next to me." The cannibal, probably.

An Instagram post about Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to wealthy communities in Marin County, CA, turned one California student newspaper into a free-speech flash point. The students say they were just doing their homework.

Check, please.

I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.

Bold words from a man who most closely resembles a barely sentient penis.

No insult that she can produce is more embarrassing than choosing to fuck Stephen Miller on a regular basis.

I wonder if she's taking requests...

"she asked for it"

Government run grocery stores in NYC: bad. Government run gas stations: fine, I guess.

Disturbing story of how campaign consultants try to manipulate reporters & influencers

I picked a hell of a day to log back in.

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The podcasters are on the case!

Checking in with Imgur today

It is difficult to overstate just how abysmal @godaddy.com's offshore support is.

Periodic reminder that whoever is in charge of Youtube's UI should be thrown in a well.

I am somehow both older and younger than this man.

Oh no! I, a small bean, wasn't allowed to be part of the fucking problem.

As a rule, I don't tend to get into fights but if I ever do, I want Teal Dress backing me up.

In the trial for a murder this brutal, the jury would come back with a verdict in like six minutes.

First true thing she's said.

Livestream it, buddy.

I am literally begging for this to happen.

4am Satisfactory, we meet again.

We can do better.

ACAB. No exceptions.

ACAB. No exceptions.

The Mexican flag debate is genuinely one of the dumbest arguments I've read on this site in ages.

Hey democrats here is your next ad. Blast this everywhere.

I spoke to the person who AI-generated the Chicago Sun-Times reading list. Says he's very embarrassed. This was part of a generic package inserted into newspapers and other publications, so likely to run elsewhere. He didn't know it'd be in Chicago Sun-Times www.404media.co/chicago-sun-...

Just tag me next time, goddamn.

It's actually somewhat impressive how Youtube keeps finding ways to make its UI even worse.

If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?

Holy shit lol

No one in 2028 is going to give a singular shit about Biden, come the fuck on.

FMV villain looking motherfucker.

Wild few days for the city of Newark.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Apparently I am Pope Lasagna the Fourth

So, quick question: did anyone scream, "NO IT FUCKING ISN'T!!!"

Yes, motherfucker. Maybe reflect a bit on that, you absolute cabbage.

Probably not good.

Please don't put in the paper that I was mad.