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What happened to reporters who were on the ground in places where we were involved in conflict? We all know convicted rapist and felon Donald #Trump is a lying piece of shit, but I’d love 3rd party confirmation of just how badly he fucked up. #Iran is just a black box of propaganda right now.

Kkkaroline was on that decoy plane. Ask me how I know.

If you spit your chewed bubblegum on the ground, you’re fucking asshole.

Here’s a useful task for AI. I want Claude or #ChatGPT to tear down iOS versions adjacent to #Apple releasing new hardware to answer the anecdotal reports of phone slowdowns after updates around these times. #iOS 26.6 crushed my phone.

Lisa Murkowski, man. Always a wild card.

The stock market is not the economy.

I love how all the major media networks are talking about how Mitch McConnell was discharged from the hospital without any evidence that Mitch McConnell was discharged from the hospital. Just doing it for the clicks and advertising dollars while the pillars of democracy tremble. Shame.

www.pbs.org/newshour/sho... It means us “libs” are done with establishment democrats.

www.npr.org/2026/08/06/n... What a fucking embarrassment. Shame.

Republicans are the fucking worst.

When convicted rapist and felon Donald Trump cans Jeanine Pirro, she needs to hit all the major networks and tell them about how Trump was trying to make her lie about the reflecting pool.

I hope David Hearn is suing.

We got pedos in the White House and we are going on about COVID?!

Where is the Democratic leadership. They need to be all over this McConnell thing? And Trump withholding funds from states that didn’t vote for him?! We need to primary nearly every single Democrat. None of these asshats are working for anybody but themselves.

Arrest him. If you don’t, what is the point of ICC? The people need to take everything back.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He asked me to make sure that he was still getting paid this month. Send the check here. I’ll deliver it to him.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he said that #Phish in Madison “was band practice for the Savannah shows.”

I just spoke with #MitchMcConnell. He told me that we need to forgive all student loans to #MAGA

I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. He said that we should impeach Trump.

Everything convicted rapist and felon Donald Trump gets involved with turns to shit. Congratulations to #Belgium. You put on a clinic. #FIFA #WorldCup2026

Ok. Ok ok. Rubio lied. What’s next?

I’m not telling them encrypting their database would be an improvement. ;p

We are getting so fleeced by this president man. #billiondollarballroom

Trump is unhinged. What the actual fuck. If we have elections, you don’t get my vote if you support Israel and don’t promise to lock up every single one of these crooks.

#draftbarrontrump

No one kills more Americans than republicans do.

Just a reminder that convicted rapist and felon Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

Way to go @anthropic.com

Once Trump is dead (or in prison) I’ll only be voting for people who platform going after all of his enablers.

How every single news organization in the country is not talking nonstop about what happened in Minnesota is unethical behavior.

I just saw an eBay listing for a Nobel Peace Prize medallion, lightly worn?!

What an idiot. Both of them.

The whole world has gone fucking mad. Nobel needs to rescind that award from Machado. How they fucked up that bad I won’t ever know.

Glad I invested nothing in the Packers this year. How many times can one team choke in a season?

Trump has to go.

Let’s give AI a real problem to solve. Can we petition to have convicted rapist and felon Donald Trump removed from Home Alone 2?

Australia showing what real leadership looks like in the wake of tragedy. Take notes America.

AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.

Where those Epstein files, you turds?

Wait. We can do more than “thoughts and prayers”? abcnews.go.com/amp/Internat...

Y’all are gonna have to do a whole lot better than releasing some photos of Trump with Epstein to lock this shit down. We need accusers. Otherwise this is just a distraction and energy needs to be going towards illegal behaviors in office. Because there are plenty.

Where are the Epstein files.

Where those Epstein files?

I dunno, Farmers. Smells a little like that socialism that so many of you are against.

Trump is illegally attacking boats allegedly carrying drugs. He brags about being tough on drug dealers. Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S. You can’t make this stuff up.

So. Uh. Where those Epstein files?

So Trump‘s “peace plan” is really a Russian wish list. Wasn’t dude just talking about treason? When are we going to remove dude? He's a rapist, a felon, and now a traitor.

Yo. Marjorie doesn’t need to retire from the house to make a Senate bid. This whole “fallout” is to “distance” herself from Trump for a Senate run.