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Our sunset was better than Pam Bondi’s! #pambondi

The definition of government waste is having an entire police force available to do another job; especially when that job is just walking around an airport

Dan Crenshaw would be perfect for this and I hear he is available apple.news/ACMNCXwXHQj6...

I consider myself an informed voter and I believe I’m obligated to keep up to date with what is going on in the country. BUT…. Do I have to watch the #sotu address? My bullshit meter really needs a rest

I want to fight. Not sure if it’s right or wrong, but I’m in 💪🏻

I live deep in MAGA country. The county next to me just found out that an ICE detention facility, housing 10,000 is going in a community of 5,000 citizens and they are livid it is going in next to them. I can’t decide if I should be happy they are fighting or tell them it’s what they voted for.

#alexpretti is this generation’s Crispus Attucks, or William Wallace if you need a more well known name. He may have saved our democracy! #nationalhero

Looks like they are serving up Bovino TACOs today. So proud of the people of Minnesota! Several hard months but you stayed strong. Alex Pretti should be honored for giving his life to save our republic!

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Breaking: President Trump threatened to impose tariffs on countries that oppose his efforts to take control of Greenland.

Any case anybody wants to feed some kids. If you saw the Ford worker with Trump, you’ll understand he deserves it and he needs it since he’s suspended without pay: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Americans watching Iran right now:

Trump’s next video should be him trying to keep all his lies from coming out

@altacadia.bsky.social Orange man threw us for a loop as we were coming to Arcadia next week. With Cadillac Rd closed and Trump making leaves fall early, are there still great places to see? Are there places outside the park you recommend? We’ll donate entry fees either way.

I lost my best friend of 17 years yesterday and I never thought it would be so hard. As much insanity is going on in this world, all I can think about is her. I love my sweet Bindi!!!!

I don’t know about you, but I want this soldier manning his post flying our drones rather than meet his pt goals #southpark

If you think this is bad, you should see him at Thanksgiving dinner?

I agree with the president… ‘There is no reason to give a baby Hepatitis B’. Give them the vaccine but not the virus.

This just in… Disney is remaking Return of The Jedi. The Rebels will now join with Darth Vader against the moon of Endor after an Ewok posted a mean tweet. Hans Solo will be named Ambassador of Bespin after he donates the Millennium Falcon and 150M credits to the Emperor’s library

Probably not the best route to getting the Nobel Peace Prize

Both of these Rubios were talking about Russia. The first one is before he sold his soul to Trump. Which one of the opposing Rubios would you believe?

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@altcdc.altgov.info My sympathies to the American people as the entire Division of Digital Media was ushered out the door. I don’t think we will ever understand the betrayal of the people that built their lives protecting our health. Thank you to them and everyone still there fighting for us!

DC restaurants are ‘busier than they have been in a long time’. He’s not wrong. They are busy filing for bankruptcy

In Trump’s strongest statement about the Epstein files, he said everybody look at my other hand and calls for the end of mail in ballots.

Another winning moment for the Trump leadership www.facebook.com/reel/7007429...

I feel like we are in the zombie apocalypse

For anyone interested, the correct answer when asked if you will pardon a convicted pedophile is ‘HELL NO!’ I wouldn’t have thought it needed to be said, but not pardoning those convicted of sedition seemed like a slam dunk too

When it comes to the president pushing for the Commanders and the Guardians to change their names, I’ll let this guy speak for me

This just in… Trump has threatened sanctions on Russia to start in 50 days. Says that should keep people busy for long enough to forget out Epstein

I can’t focus on politics every day so just checking: do we like Russia or hate Russia today? It seems that MAGA changes their mind a lot.

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review. Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."

I would not blame the #olympics and #worldcup if they cancelled. It would not be fair for the US to win by default because no one could get a #visa

Welcome to GA! Wonder if they’ll feel any different when the marines are sent for their guns.

Think he’s going to send in the Proud Boys to protect law and order???

Never gave much thought toward #simonebiles other than respecting her talent. Now, I’m a fan! I don’t know where trans athletes should fit in sports. I just know they fit. apple.news/AZjW-_Yi4Tlu...

We have an official ruling

I just canceled all of my streaming services and am now Airplaying Twitter to my big screen

I began the 45th presidency laughing but ended it terrified. I began the 47th presidency terrified and am still terrified; but also laughing

Rubio trying to explain why he co-sponsored a bill barring the US from recognizing Putin’s claims to land and is currently okay with giving him Crimea, is a great example of a man who sold his ethics. His nickname, #littlemarco, fits him now

C apitulation H as become the I ncumbent’s N ew A ttitude I remember when I was a kid and my bully backed down when I punched him in the mouth. I hope Harvard, Powell and China are the start of a trend. We need more power checks

I’m proud to say that my daughters do not have sex for money, but I can see how Trump would think they all do www.newsnationnow.com/business/you...

Remember that I am not a professional, but my amateur stock market pick of a lifetime is to short sell Tesla while it’s on this bump. Elon can go hide but nobody that buys electric will forget the lives he destroyed with such excitement! #tesla

I miss the days when you could go minutes, hours even, without thinking about what the President was doing.

The biggest DEI program in the world is run by Donald Trump. He wants everyone that is not a billionaire to be equally broke

I just looked at X for the first time in a long time. I’m currently curled up in the shower crying. It’s empathy for the ignorant

Happy Easter from our president. Treat him with care as he is becoming unhinged

I wish Trump would hurry up and finish talking about coal and oil having a bright future, so I can find out more about the damage done from the rupture of the Keystone pipeline. Get your laughs where you can over the next 4 years