Defeated

RIP to myself. Bye bye.

Klay and Meg are about to have a great 4 months lol. But fr tho, which famous person hasn’t fucked Meg The Stallion? She’s way too available and isn’t even smart about it. Like when Ben Simmons is getting it, there’s a problem somewhere

If there’s one team it actually fits for Trump to be on stage with, it’s Chelsea. Remember the last time they played PSG and their fans were on the train pushing black people off and singing “we’re racist and that’s the way we like it”? Super on brand for Trump to be with them

I’ve been screaming Notts Forest will fall off next season even when they were like 3rd but this will be way funnier now. GIBBS WHITEEEEEE

Ange would’ve lost 10-0 to this PSG side man

Hope Palace end up in the Europa, why, bc it’s funny. Isn’t that the reason thats always given as to why everyone hopes for the worst for Tottenham lol.

Celtic fans in shock over Kyogo going to Birmingham, and also shocked he flopped at Rennes, but it’s like come on, recognise your level. Just bc someone is good in your awful league doesn’t mean they’re actually good for real. Ange Losstecoglu is the perfect example of this.

Vile display from PSG today but what else is new

Thoughts go out to Musiala, breaking your leg in a meaningless tournament is awful

Chelsea and Arsenal are not rivals lmao, I’ve been tryna tell ppl. When your fans will sing songs about Tottenham together, when your boards keeeeep doing business, you are not rivals, just clubs who mildly dislike each other, kind of.

“Imagine being a woman at Arsenal…” Mannnn shut up. They supported and loved him too. Don’t pretend they didn’t lol. Arsenal Football Club. Forcing its way in since 1919.

Partey fit right in at Arsenal. No wonder Norgaard got wrapped up instantly lol, they must’ve known the case was coming. Scum club with scum supporters devoid of all morals, and always have been from day one.

Sad thing is I bet there’s Wolves fans laying down shirts, flowers etc outside Molineux but the media doesn’t really care bc Jota didn’t play for them anymore

RIP Diogo Jota 💔

I cannot believe Jota died, what the fuck? Rest in Peace, seriously. What a horrible way to start a day.

Yung Miami is disgusting. Can’t look at that girl without seeing Diddy pissing on her lol

LaRavia is a random signing but if the Grizzlies FO say a guy has potential then they usually do so who knows maybe he becomes good for the Lakers. I hope he does

No one should be tryna sign Russell Westbrook in 2025 lmao. Even if he played for no money, it’s a bad deal. Shit, even if he paid the team to play, it’s a bad deal.

Doja Cat rlly came out on pure sex appeal, looked amazing in that Moo, Planet Her era, and now she hasn’t had eyebrows in like 3 years and keeps tryna be bald. Damn. Infinite money for drugs has ruined her looks tbh.

Most people you meet in life are here today, gone tomorrow. ‘Tomorrow’ might be 10 years from now, and ‘tomorrow’ might a month from now, just depends on the person.

Can’t be the first to say this but is the Gen Z broccoli top trim the white guy’s answer to Afros?

I did the Bill Simmons “WOAH!” when Hansen Yang was drafted

Tre Johnson clearly isn’t serious about his career wearing those jorts to the biggest night of his life so far lmao. Fit right in w the Wizards

If you thought Bailey would end up like Shadeur, you’re a casual lol.

They gotta start telling these mfs at the draft there’s a one minute time limit to get to Adam Silver. It’s one thing to hug your family and team but now it feels like the whole world is getting dapped up before they even consider looking at the stage lol

We’re all actually sleeping on the Sixers tbh.

lol you can tell Reddit is full of kids bc they’re always shocked when professional athletes end up w elite wives/gfs. Like come on, was Ron Harper’s wife going to be ugly? That man was way too famous and is far too rich to end up w anything less

I get it, from Adam Silver’s perspective tbh. Dallas is a huge market and you also know they likely won’t accept a black guy as the face of the franchise, esp the way the Luka trade went down. So when a guy like Cooper Flagg is available, you kinda have to rig it for them to not lose them entirely

Teachers across Oklahoma are interrupting bible studies this week to show highlights of the championship and explaining how the true leaders of the team Caruso, Chet and half of Hartenstein carried them home in Game 7

Same vibes here ngl.

Kobe is obvs still leagues ahead of him all time, but SGA really just had a better season than Kobe ever had. Pretty wild to think.

Crazy how stretchers just aren’t a thing in the NBA. Haliburton’s just done his Achilles and he hops down the tunnel, helped off by some coach and James Johnson, like huh?

Mfs saying “Pacers will be back” for likes. Hali’s gone for most of, if not all of, next season and Achilles injuries are one of the hardest to come back from in all sports and Siakam is already 31. This was sadly probably it.

OKC as a franchise was born under grimy circumstances so it’s only right their first title comes the same way. Yuck.

Feel so so bad for McConnell man.

OKC see McConnell as food when he tries to bring the ball up

OKC running away with it now, that’s probably that. Damn.