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No, Jackass Who Blocked Me, I just think we are (sadly) really good at it. That said, I am willing to share.

Today I learned you never never never never let Copilot create a PowerPoint deck. Just trust me.

No copy editors at ESPN. Absolutely no one reads their dreck before hitting publish. It’s literally the FIRST SENTENCE.

I am watching Olympic Curling. I have tried curling. It is hard as hell. If you watch curling and think you could just go do this, you could not.

Who wants to tell him?

For anyone saying, “Pam Bondi is a horrible person,” THAT’S LITERALLY WHY SHE IS WHERE SHE IS.

So no happy ending for Robert Kraft, then? That’s a shame.

This is the first football game Mike Tirico has ever seen and he is just amazed by everything that happens.

PEOPLE. SUPER BOWL HAS BEEN TWO WORDS FOR ALMOST SIXTY YEARS. THIS IS NOT HARD.

Elected officials are dumb, and they count on you being dumber.

“Guy who sucks at job keeps job despite being Class 1 a-hole” is the most 21st-century American thing ever. www.startribune.com/paul-allen-r...

People. Seriously. “Super Bowl” has been two words FOR ABOUT SIXTY YEARS. Get it right.

This guy has a legacy? He started one year at Alabama.

History doesn’t always repeat, but it does rhyme. This is from early February 1996. #bears #nfl

I cannot begin to tell you how abjectly stupid this is. www.espn.com/mens-college...

At this moment, Saturday, January 24, it is very hard to see the end of this.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

John Harbaugh out in Baltimore. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, TAMPA BAY?

Today’s Wordle can absolutely f*** the hell off.

EVERYTHING WE PUT A PIN IN TWO WEEKS AGO NOW EXPECTS TO BE UNPINNED and I was not prepared for this.

Four #NFL coaches fired today. Tampa Bay is on the clock.

I have no idea who is doing color on Bucs-Panthers, but, God, would he please shut up.

Kathy Bates is obviously a great actress, but she is wasted in this execrable Matlock reboot.

Okay, just don’t let a Georgia player drive you home, is all I’m saying.

This Keke Palmer person might be the worst game show host I have ever seen.

“Scottish twins walk 500 miles, then walk 500 more. The reason why will STUN you.” #clickbaitasong

Because footbawwwwwww > learnin’ for these people.

Maureen O’Hara’s character in Miracle on 34th Street is a pill, but then you read up and find out Maureen O’Hara was a train wreck herself.

Honored to be part of this one!

So close to 4k. Sooooo close now.

This came as a surprise to a lot of people in the Middle East, immatellyouwhat.

It’s a shame Al Michaels didn’t live long enough to see Al Michaels on Thursday Night Football.

Honestly, what the HELL did you think #FIFA was going to do? This is literally why they put the competition here.

When is a plucky little college football program like Notre Dame going to catch a break, amirite?

Shouldn’t at least ONE of Philip Rivers’ kids be old enough to quarterback the #Colts by now?

A reminder: the very best gift you can give the introvert on your list this year is canceled plans.

Listen. Listen. Listen. We don’t want to create an account just to buy one thing. Stop it. Just stop it.

This Devin Gardner person is a terrible college football analyst.

As expected, the Tiger Woods episode was in the first paragraph of Fuzzy Zoeller’s obit.

Okay Tom Brady is kinda no better or worse than a lot of guys who played who went on to do TV. But not $37.5M a year. Holy shit, Al DeRogatis was better than this guy.

Now Mark Kelly is fundraising off the whole DOD “investigation.” Which, while predictable, is crass. My policy is this: Dems raised a billion dollars last time around and could not beat the worst candidate in US history. They get no dollars from me.

Stuff my visiting dad (82) has just said out of the blue today: “I like the word ‘vacuum.’ Do you know of any other words with two us in a row?” “Do you know what a Joshua tree looks like?” “Did you notice all the tall women in that store?” “Whatever happened to Darryl Stingley?”

Senator Gallego makes some good points here. Be sure to read his entire statement.

“I bought a donut, they gave me a receipt for the donut. I said, ‘How about I give you the money, you give me the donut? End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.’” #RIPMitch

We are 10 months into this. How much worse do you figure it is going to get?

Dear Phoenix Theater Company jagovs: I am just trying to give you money. It’s not nuclear launch codes. Relax. #phoenix

With the #GreyCup today, here’s why you should consider cheering for Saskatchewan! youtu.be/Px68b1SUU5A

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Making $37.5M a year from Fox, Tom Brady should be cloning all our dogs.