FirehoseOfSunshine (@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social)

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

I have complaints.

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

20 Mar 2025

I know there’s a lot going on in the world right now but if sugar ants ever develop an immunity to Borax we are all so very fucked.

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

31 Jan 2025

Man getting old sucks. Sleep quality isn’t as good, muscles ache for no reason, brain gets overcome by a singular obsession to make clear cocktails ice…

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

14 Dec 2024

Christmas hack - Lead a cold, solitary life. Hoard your wealth, giving none to the needy. Prioritize career over family and be a ruthless taskmaster to your employees. Eventually, on Christmas Eve, you’ll be visited by three ghosts. Suffer the first two to get to the last - the ghost of the future.

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

14 Dec 2024

Have him show you a newspaper to prove he’s real. (Important) Make a note of the winning lottery numbers. Return to your time pretending to atone for a life devoid of humanity and compassion all the while knowing you’ve beat them at their own game.

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

30 Nov 2024

It's A Wonderful Life but George really takes a shine to Pottersville and would like a crack at running the brothel before Clarence sends him back to Bedford Falls.

FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

15 Nov 2024

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FirehoseOfSunshine

@kercheckasaurus.bsky.social

15 Nov 2024

Guys, the real reason Kamala lost was that she refused an invitation from Tom Cruise to rappel into the Stade de France at the end of the Olympics. For more, read my column on www.worldsShittiestTakes.com

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