Kevin Skinner

New York City is RIDICULOUSLY busy again! Time for the @mta.info to cut Astoria service in half! Oh, whoops, they're way ahead of me!

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

I LOVE the details on the silhouettes. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com

My parents divorced in 1990 and lived 5 minutes away from each other. My mom just moved to Ohio, and my dad is still in Florida, while I'm in New York. I now have to choose who I go to see.

I don't remember the second Men in Black being THIS fun. The special effects and creature work are unbelievable. Everything looks so much better in a movie from 2002, what's the deal?

I didn't see Digger because it looked fucking stupid. Is that okay, Hollywood?

They say don't meet your heroes. That does not apply to John Rhys-Davies. He called me Indy, his friend, old boy, & wished me a long & happy life & flirted with my wife. It was every bit as perfect as I could have imagined and more. What a day. Thank you @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social

How I licked the spokes of the mixer when my mom made cookies

Remember this…👇 Always. 😎🇺🇸✨

What is the film that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?

someone call up will smith we need him to do something

I had been planning on enjoying a Reese's Pieces ice cream sundae if my annual physical results were good. I'm happy to say I blacked out while eating the sundae, it was so goddamned good.

Indiana Bones is the best pup ever. Yes, at the age of 13, he's still a puppy.

Growing up, my mom told me nothing is more important than family. Now, she tells me who we no longer talk to in our family. What joy.

It is absolutely impossible for a family member to visit me without an actual natural disaster occurring.

I got Happy Holidaysed yesterday. I said, "Nope! No! Too soon! Way too early!"

@mta.info this is the dog you delay me from getting home to and walking. Tonight was an extra 30 minutes underground and then the train went half speed. No one cares about anyone anymore. I hate it here.

DID YOU KNOW: When you have a reservation or ticket to something, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!

DAAHAHAHAA

When is the last time you, as an adult, played? I went hiking with a cosplay friend yesterday and it was absolutely INCREDIBLE.

@mta.info oh now 31 minutes for the shuttle. What is wrong with you people? Give me my money back.

Really need an answer to this @mta.info

@mta.info Who is the station manager at Queensboro Plaza? A train could be arriving literally in 30 seconds and the shuttle won't wait for it. 20 minutes for the next one. How can someone not see this going to happen? Just hold the train for 30 seconds. That's it.

You can really tell no one that works higher up in the @mta.info lives in Queens. Shuttle isn't gonna wait 30 seconds for the next train. Magnificent. Now I wait 20 minutes for the next one. Thanks! Thanks a ton. At least the rich in Manhattan don't have to wait long!

"Hey, Tom Cruise. How is your family life?" "I just love making movies!" "That's great, but do you have any plans for the upcoming holidays?" "Look, making movies is why I'm here!" "I get that, but do you have any loved ones you like to spend time with?" "The audience!" "Oh...oh, dear."

@mta.info hey thanks for the warning that there aren't any N trains into Astoria this week OH WAIT

The @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com Experiments have begun with one of the most solid episodes ever! That was a magnificent return. The Sting of Death was absolutely HILARIOUS.

If you don't agree with the country you are visiting's tipping procedure, don't go out to eat in that country if you plan on sticking to your guns, you piece of shit.

ME: Oooh, The Fabelmans is on Peacock! PEACOCK: You must upgrade to watch this movie teehee ME: Do what now?

The Truman Reboot. Jim Carrey as Truman infiltrates the new Truman Show dome to rescue the child from his own life.

@mta.info why does the N train wait for the 7 at Queensboro Plaza in the daytime but at night, when there's a 20 minute wait for the next one, it leaves within seconds? For years and years this has happened. Why?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do you know the feeling of missing a train by two seconds and needing to wait twenty minutes for the next one? Why is this a thing still? I just want to get home.

You know how I know Joshua Jackson is cool? I made a "The Room" reference to him, and he laughed at that. Yeah, that's what it takes.

An old coworker came in with his autistic son who wanted a hug from me. That made the old man feel good.

Con Air's greatest achievement is making the audience cheer a serial killer escaping.

Avengers Doomsday trailers acting like that ain't Robert Downey Jr.

I watched the 4th Matrix film the other day. Finally, on my third viewing, I realized, "Oh my God, is this ACTUALLY GOOD?!" And the answer is yes. Yes, it is. Color me surprised.

How many times you think Michael Collins yanked one out while Neil and Buzz were on the moon?

It's weird how some people's instinct during a horrible heat wave is, "LET'S GO OUT TO EAT!"

People that send a friend ahead to a restaurant and show up an hour later should be banished from society.

Me watching Trinity take a good ten minutes to give a speech after getting impaled by three or four metal poles in the third Matrix movie

Spider-Man was so fun. The woman next to me on her phone the first half hour was not. Seeing her friend tell her to put it away and her shooing him away was not. Moving to the front row and watching the rest of the movie looking up was not. Hearing the back rows talking from the front row was not.

I watched The A-Team movie last week, then a few days later, randomly caught an episode of the old show on TV, then a day later, was reading Dungeon Crawler Carl. Guess what the hell is talked about. I love it when a plan comes together as much as the next guy, but what are the odds?!

People that wear overalls DO understand that everyone either calls them Mario or Luigi, right?

I love when an actor is using a different accent for a role, but gets to use their original accent in a scene or two.

I have a bottle of wine at home from the Cyclops. For real.

You know who stays out late in restaurants? Men. Single men. Married men. Doesn't matter. They do NOT want to go home, and I'm guessing it's because no one wants them there.

So, now they're saying no one is actually going to The Odyssey. The studio is buying all the tickets to boost the box office, and the theaters are actually empty. There really is no mirror that would show them how fucking stupid they are, is there?

A timeline cleanse with Jimothy the Raccoon in Seattle. He’s a uniquely shaped raccoon with a short-body spinal deformity but he doesn’t know that he’s different. Here’s his origin story. ❤️ #ProudBlue #Jimothy

"It's July! NOBODY is going from Manhattan to Astoria!" - @mta.info