Khoma Stormcrow

This song will forever be a piece of my soul. Ren and Daisy are true artist and what every musician should aspire to.

Can someone take off my skin, douse me in WD40 and put it back on?

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and a nazi. Full fucking stop!

Facebook is facebroke again.

Fare thee well weary traveler.

The only thing missing was Benny Hill music and Mitch McConnell in drag.

What if Jesus wasn't crucified and was just the world's worst carpenter?

"Knives for sale! Slightly used knives for sale! Half price for senators!"

Since we put the clocks back tomorrow, I'm gonna keep going back a lot further than an hour and give Fred Trump a hillbilly vasectomy. Should solve a LOT of problems.

"They absorb so much at this age. They're like a sponge." I exclaim as I wipe down a countertop with a toddler.

What I find interesting about the whole Epstein list thing is the sounds of crickets when it comes to the catholic church. I refuse to believe they aren't involved.

Don't repeatedly call the ICE hotline and play audio clips from the Nuremberg trials when someone picks up. That would be childish. Not 1-866-347-2423 from US or Canada nor 1-802-872-6199 from other areas around the globe.

I need a werewolf movie where it dies by accidentally eating some chocolate.

Why has this been playing on a loop in my head for the last week?

After watching all of Stranger Things from beginning to end, I'm seriously sick of that fucking Kate Bush song.

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me.

Fascism, gangrene, diabetes, my best friend is losing his house... 2025 can die a painful death.

I give this butt plug a challenge level of 15.

New drinking game: watch House and take a shot every time someone says "sarcoidosis".

Watching femboys getting stuffed, the real thanksgiving tradition!

I've got 99 problems and all of them are fucking luftballoons.

Khoma's Law: Any spell can be countered with enough advanced fuckery. #WitchSky #ChaosSky

Emily and Poppy together is perfection!

Did anyone else get a message asking for bank card information to lift an account suspension? Seems suspicious to me.

Week 2 of no gaming. I hooked up my old 360 to play New Vegas, after 20 minutes of fucking with the short in the controller cord I finally got that working. Put in the game and the system won't read the disc. Fuck my life.

Happy "Fuck Dick Cheney" day!