Hamilton Kevin

Happy Labour Day #hamont you magnificent workers you

it is an odd feeling to be Canadian and have a national sports team that is very good and likeable

Continually amazed at how much shittier google's AI overview is than the wikipedia article.

Ladies, gentlemen, kin, be it resolved that when Dolly Parton passes, we will take a day to observe our gratitude. If ever a modern human deserved remembrance

@pftompkins.bsky.social you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie

@jagmeetsingh.ca Love and courage brother. thank you for everything. you are a real inspiration.

How much lasagna cheese are we going to waste as a society before we admit that tinfoil is not the answer

does anyone know why a river has a bank but a lake has a shore?

I hate the current political climate, obviously. But I have long had a fantasy of stopping everything at the border and replacing inferior yankee phillips screws with our mighty Canadian Robertsons. Maybe now is the time.

My daughter tonight: 'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'

@squidgerugby.bsky.social thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?

instagram bread is dumb. nobody wants a dumbass boule that you can only eat in chunks or wildly uneven slices. get a loaf tin already give me even slices.

Canada's grocery scene is so fucked that costco is the least of the available evils

Riddle of the sphinx but instead it's just trying to fold a fitted sheet nicely

Guess what's for dinner - It's a plate of asparagus a plate of asparaguuuuuusss ASPARAGUUUS ASPARAGUUS

Please: do not post pictures of shitty rich people anymore. It's just giving them attention making my feed gross. Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans

Does anyone have turnout numbers? It appears that 18 million fewer ballots were counted this year than 2020. 15m fewer democrats turned up? I find that tough to believe.

Have you duolingone today? Yes I duolingwent earlier.

I just made hummus so garlicky that green ghosts are coming out of my mouth and wilting nearby plants

Why do I have to tell everyone how gross the phrase 'drinkable yogurt' is?

Martha can't even. she simply cannot

sometimes you slice up an onion and it's like damn, this juicy bastard came to play

Look at him

why do people like david byrne, mfer can't sing and his songs are garbage

I'm just going to say this because it needs saying. If someone gives you a crisp, it's because they don't love you enough to make pie. I'm sorry, I know that's hard to hear. Go with grace.

my wife said she didn't think she would like fish curry but I made fish curry anyway because I'm alpha like that

Can we hold cars to the same standard? www.theguardian.com/world/articl...

I bet if you accepted #crypto as payment you could make it work. Those guys love a scam. #fyrefestival www.theguardian.com/music/articl...

At this time of year in our house every meal must involve fresh tomato.

Somebody please help: Reese's ice cream bars are/were a thing right? Like not the sandwiches, there were bars at one point? Like peanut butter ice cream covered in chocolate? Did I dream this?

My favourite kind of meat is On Sale meat

How about white people taco salad? Ground beef with taco seasoning iceberg lettuce shredded marble cheese bed of nacho cheese doritos french dressing you're welcome

okay so lecithin - is is "less-i-thin" or "leck-i-thin?"

No I haven't done *your* specific thing yet. and now it's at the bottom of my surprisingly long list.

www.theguardian.com/environment/... I do find this very inspirational even though I have winter here

Hey babe are those crispy tots on you 'cause you're one hotdish

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