Keith Hilzendeger

Had to doublecheck the byline on the article in the September 7 issue of the #newyorker about the divorced couple with the unvaccinated children to confirm that neither @yrfatfriend.bsky.social nor @michaelhobbes.bsky.social wrote it. #maintenancephase

On #caturday Spellman is making sure these #canadian moneys aren’t counterfeit

The mundane cruelty of immigration detention.

NEW FROM ME: On a hellish third-country removal flight last month, passengers say ICE-contracted guards got drunk, teased and beat them, tied them up, refused to let them use the lavatory. One says he witnessed an ICE agent admit to illegal chain refoulement. prospect.org/2026/08/31/w...

And now Spellman has cozied himself in a box for #caturday

Spellman is almost catatonic after a full #caturday

But once it is out of reach, Spellman decides the toy is not worth it

Spellman contemplated a catnip toy

Ciaoooo #actiontransvestite #eddieizzzard

Proud of this collaboration between @lookoutnews.bsky.social and @highcountrynews.org, an interview with Karla Saenz, trans activist and immigrant who for for rights and recognition inside Eloy Detention Center. www.hcn.org/issues/58-8/...

After I put together some furniture on #caturday Spellman is struggling to keep his eyes open

When the judge denies your TRO motion for the dumbest reason and then you turn around an hour later and file for a stay with the court of appeals.

@fivefourpod.bsky.social 5-4orks up!

TIL that Islands is still a going concern

she is about to speak ex cat-hedra

Spellman is doing quality assurance during party prep for #america250 on #caturday

Remembering the time we went to a fancy Italian place in Yountville, California (because we forgot to make a reservation at the French Laundry) and we ate green eggs and ham.

Spellman got caught looking for birds on #caturday

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social has ruined my ability to sing along

Now Spellman is upset that I interrupted his #caturday nap

Spellman was helping me put my shoes on for #caturday

Spellman knows that yummy things come from here every day, not just on #caturday

Another #caturday night and I ain’t mind a belly rub

Spellman wants to help make salsa on #gatodia #caturday

Spellman is spending part of his #caturday chilling on the floor

BEAR DOWN ARIZONA BEAR DOWN RED AND BLUE BEAR DOWN ARIZONA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF AI TOO

Spellman poses in a sunbeam for #caturday

Spellman gives love bites on #caturday

Spellman takes in some fresh air on #caturday

Spellman wore himself out meowing at me on #caturday

Happy new year to all the Iranians who have been released from immigration detention this past year!

CAVETE IDES MARTAS

A vintage #mlem of Spellman for #caturday

The 🐝 takes the same aggressive stance that my Grindr profile does

Homophobia isn’t cool, 🐝

Spellman also uses the robot mop as a pillow on #caturday

Spellman is bored on #caturday

When I make dinner on #caturday Spellman has a chance to critique my knife skills.

Spellman is not amused on this #caturday

Wonder what @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social might have to say regarding the word salad about the new food pyramid that NPR aired from the RFK FDA commissioner today: FDA commissioner explains new food pyramid, et al. one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5671...

Spellman is making holiday biscuits for #caturday

#lego #monalisa step 13/17 completed

#lego #monalisa assembly through bag 11/17

Spellman and I are taking a break from tidying up on #caturday

And fuck you too #apple #iPhone #iOS26

Oh fuck off @southwest.com

On #caturday Spellman tries to loaf around as much as he can.

Spellman is enjoying the sunset on #caturday.

Spellman forgot to remind me that yesterday was #caturday so here he is on Sunday instead.