Kidd The Billy

Welp, another day, another social media platform. Do we do introductions here? Oh hell why not, 40 year old Arsenal fan with a loving girlfriend. Two kids. Four cats. Trying to get into books.

So horrifying what's happening at Spain. Hoping all the injured passengers get the best treatment and sending love to those who lost their loved ones.

Watching anime that has food on it is seriously hard as a type-2 diabetic. 😂😭 Doesn't even have to be like a cooking anime, just random cookies or pastries on an anime like Frieren makes me want to snack.

Think I've been having way too many fibre in my diet these past few days that I'm besties with the toilet seat. Not used to this many it seems.

Madueke pulling up at Anfield

Just happy we didn't get any new injuries with the way the Fleetwood players were challenging and the way the ref was allowing a lot of it to happen. Players also need to learn that if you play too slow like that, you'll end up on the Reverse gear.

Might not matter to me, but Mikel is really going to replay his post match yelling from the Amazon documentary 😂

Oh that was unexpected from Bruno 😂

Whatever happens, there’s no fairytale when your captain is a convicted rapist.

Not gonna get worked up even if we lose. It's one less trophy where our bench could get injured and hamper our depth.

I am still fuming about that whole sequence... Dowman got kicked several times before and in that sequence too. That was purposely violent challenge on Dowman. And after him lashing out, they ganged up on 16yo. And ref did f all all game to do anything about it, but was happy to send Max off.

But Cole Palmer can push forcefully push his hip into a player's head and it's a yellow

Soft soft red.

CHILD ABUSE! CALL THE PO-POS!

Bruno golazo incoming.

Whoo boy Kai is really having a bad day

Kai's linkup play has been off tonight

Oh wow Havertz almost there

Disconnecticut

VIKTOOORRR! Exactly the kind of goal I like to see from him

Poor Martin and Benjamin having to get subbed in

Maybe get some skates instead if we're skidding and sliding all over 😂

Hincapie with the Lukaku Special first touch there

We're very loosey-goosey at the moment.

Gyökeres shot on target!

Guess which team is getting chased by drones in training next week?

Salmon got...smoked.

So pampered with having Raya and Gabi XL/Konsa on the regular. That was very avoidable.

Oh fuck off ref that player almost took Dowman for a drive through McDonald's

Winner of the Balon d'Rone

They're at it again

Dronal marking

These lot are some hand pully pricks aren't they?

And we're back on!

i expect to see Man U fans buy a bunch of drones to stop their games now

There's a kid tomorrow that's gonna get an earful from a lot of the home crowd that wanted to watch their team to play a Prem side.

Drone break!

What's happening?

Lol what a prick move pulling like that and complaining

COYG!!!

Are we getting 2 at the top with Kai and Viktor? Looking forward to seeing O'Neill and Meslier in action.

Oh damn I forgot it's matchday today! At Highbury as well!

I'm fucking dying watching this! I love how there are actual adults just out in a corner of the Internet roleplaying as a dysfunctional dinosaur family. 🤣

Absolutely wonderful comment on the Grauniad match report from the Man Utd game yesterday.