Feral Boycreature

If I ever kiss anyone, it’s not because I love them. I’m just trying to find another suitable host for the face parasites. Fyi, don’t kiss me unless you want worms vomiited into your mouth.

Never buy antique radios from Craigslist. They could have sentient brains inside them.

I hate football with a passion. I want to join a football team specifically to destroy all their equipment, pop all their footballs and leave. Yeah. I’m a little bitch.

This describes my political stance rn

Currently remembering the time at school where my friend dared me to pick up a medicine ball. My tights ripped immediately and I fell on my face. I’m now known as the femboy with noodle arms. I had to wear extra pants because my tights were completely ripped open. THOSE WETE MY LAST FUCKING TIGHTS!!

I drew this clown thing last year. I use paint.net version 4.0 btw

Flashback to 2025 when I painted my nails like this to cosplay Angel Dust. This was the first time I painted my nails, so my hands were covered in paint.

A couple years ago I found this massive goblin puppet at the value village near my house. I AM SO PISSED MY MOM DIDN’T LET ME BUY IT!!

Me when I get pulled over for speeding and show this before getting executed by firing squad.

I have to keep an eye on the Yellow Man. To make sure he doesn’t escape.

JIMBOLIATHAN. Circa 5679 This meme doesn’t make sense, but it will in a couple thousand years.