I'm not actually Wiegraf, and certainly not past chapter 1

Hey, pro tip: if you wish for a billion dollars, do not phrase it "I wish for one billions smackaroons."

Did you know you can text your loved ones "I still love you despite the incident" right now and have a little more fun in your day/ruin your day?

If imagining me high-fiving you would help you, you have my permission to do that.

A kinda dumb hobby of mine is seeing a fictional crapsack world and trying to figure out how you could fix it. I'm sure I'm not alone in trying to figure out some tricks to fixing 40K, but I like the mental exercise in most of em.

I'm running a study on how frequently different names are used for examples of outliers and "Georg" has been cited over 10000 times and should be included and is not an outlier.

I think Lavos' final form (middle guy) kinda looks like the Nabisco Thing. I doubt this is useful for anyone, but I wanted to say it.

Sometimes I'm told that the way I feel about Republicans is mirrored by how they feel about me. The suggestion is that we are both the same, but I really think it is worth remembering that my evil plans for them is to give them healthcare. They want to run me over with a truck. Feels relevant.

I tried to play Pump it Up after tenish years of not doing that and I think I maybe shouldn't have done that. Possible I just need to do it more.

We often haven't "given up on our dreams". A pilot may start with a plan to "arrive on time", then the plan changes to "arrive", then to "land safely", then to "crash with as many survivors as possible". Saying the pilot should have stuck to the original plan is weird.

Someday you will become an archeologist of your own history. Looking over the details that led you where you are and detached from the person who made those choices, knowing that you did love your first love, but having none of the feeling left. Wondering why you did what you did. Who was that guy?

I have become what I hate (sleepy).

My previous Chrono Trigger post has nothing to do with the remake rumor. It was wild to come back from lunch and see Chrono Trigger trending though. If it is true I just hope they do a good job. I'll live if they fail, but it has the potential to be really special for a new generation.

I do think it is funny to imagine that tons of top level Republicans are tearing their hair out screaming, "Boil the frog slower you moron!"

Just checking, has anyone else noticed lately that the emperor is naked? Has it been this way for very long?

Try to enjoy next year challenge (impossible).