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Olivia Chow: wins Toronto’s Mayoral race with near triple the point spread of her 2023 campaign, garnering the most votes of any Mayoral candidate in Toronto’s history. A truly historic win. The Toronto Star: “tHE prOGreSSivE moVEmeNT iS dYiNG!”

I did about 90 minutes of walking today and lemme tell ya #yeg that wind was fricken BRUTAL. Icy AF. especially when I was walking face into it.

In #yeg news, Chef Andrew Funger has opened a second XIX location in Crestwood-Valleyview, which is far too close to my neck of the woods. I’m about to get so broke and so fat. 😭🤣😂

Dear #BCpoli; Yes, Eby f-d up by calling this snap election. Huge unforced error, & he deserves political consequences for that. But take it from an Albertan: you don’t want the west coast version of UCP running your province. You don’t want an echo of our mess. Vote wisely. XOX 🫶

As the great Canadian icon Frankie MacDonald would say, “PEOPLE OF NORTHERN ALBERTA BE PREPARED!!! ORDER YOUR PIZZAS!!! ORDER YOUR CHINESE FOOD!!! BUY YOUR POTATO CHIPS!!! BUY YOUR PEPSI!!! HAVE YOUR WINTER BOOTS READY!!! HAVE YOUR WINTER JACKETS READY!!! HAVE YOUR HATS AND GLOVES READY!!!”

youtu.beSnowstorm to Hit Fort McMurray Alberta on Friday October 23, 2026YouTube video by Frankie MacDonald

PS: if you don’t know Frankie, you need to know Frankie. He’s always prepared. He wants you to be prepared, too. And to STAY SAFE ♥️ youtu.be/py0YCy5WltU?si

Man, Trump is REALLY into the homoerotica this election cycle. It’s now every rally speech that he dreamily describes the hot man bodies he gets to see. Tonight it was the moron who sounds like he’s gargling gerbils & has the worst tan I’ve ever seen on a grown man. Trump likes his bod. A LOT.

Something for the #ableg folk to think about, at length: The Separatists didn’t even achieve 600k votes in this referendum. The threshold for their petition was originally 600k until Danielle Smith changed it to 177k. Had she not done so, there would’ve never been a referendum. 1/2

The ridiculous cost of this referendum, the divisiveness & polarization it caused, the damage it did to Alberta’s already troubled national image - none of this had to happen. Danielle Smith made sure it did. She should be held accountable, at the polls. 2/2 #ableg

Okay so because I think I’m the unofficial war correspondent for the Seppie War 2026, an update from the frontlines, battleground X: (Spoiler alert: Sylvestre is threatening to take over the UCP. Again.) #ableg #cdnpoli #thesedudesRweird

In other news, Jason Kenney got me cracking up and now I’m ashamed of myself for how hard I laughed at this 😂 #ableg #cdnpoli

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I stg, Republicans will watch a demented Trump set Reagan’s “shining city upon a hill” full ablaze, while Trump dances in the flames until the shining city is razed, and just shrug their shoulders and say “Trump is going to be Trump whatcha gonna do?”

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Considering there were 10 ballots in the referendum all of which had to be hand-counted because there are no tabulators & Smith refused to give them the funds they asked for to run the referendum I think Elections Alberta have done an incredible job #ableg #abpoli

APP (Alberta Prosperity Project) has announced they removed both Jeffrey Rath and Mitch Sylvestre from their respective positions with the APP back on September 14th, and then removed both from the APP Board of Directors on September 24. Turns out there is trouble in Seppieland. #ableg #cdnpoli

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE 😂 #ableg #cdnpoli

Oh dear. Much mess. Very war. #ableg #cdnpoli

Over the next few days, Trump is going to be maniacal. He is going to be enraged over that clip, and feel humiliated. He’s gonna float every lie he can to deny it happened, but he’s humiliated. There should be an emergency broadcast system warning for an incoming narcissistic injury.

Trump is now at the “involuntary noises” stage of dementia, so no sign of anything improving anytime soon. (I checked multiple sources on this - it’s real. I don’t share AI slop).

Grown-up “Lunchables” for the win.

#notothenine #stay 🫶🇨🇦 #ableg

edmontonjournal.comEx-journalist admits to defacing controversial Edmonton Ukrainian monument, writing about itEx-Edmonton journalist Duncan Kinney has admitted to spray painting a controversial Ukrainian monument with the words "actual Nazi."

Huh. #ableg edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/d...

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Every vote counts. Get out and vote. Voter apathy is how we ended up with this government in the first place.

Dear #ableg, #yyc, #yeg, #yql, and everywhere else: A timely message, on the eve of the most important vote in Alberta’s history. Make time to vote tomorrow, if you haven’t already. Because the real enemy in this referendum is apathy. Don’t let it win. 🫶🇨🇦🙏

Just stopping in to bitch about the shitty quality of government edibles and how I’m gonna end up with the diabetes before I even get a buzz off this crap omg. Okay that is all as you were.

cpac.caPrime Minister Mark Carney Attends Forever Canadian Rally in EdmontonPrime Minister Mark Carney delivers remarks at the Forever Canadian Rally in Edmonton. The event comes three days before Albertans vote in a referendum on whether to remain in Canada or hold a seco...

Holy crap on a cracker the winds in #yeg today are rattling TF outta my house and giving my trees a workout 😳

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If you missed the #ForeverCanadian rally, here it is: www.cpac.ca/headline-pol... #ableg #cdnpoli

I stg, T-Lukz is ageing in reverse or something like WTF? I mean I don’t think he’d mind my pointing out that he’s 57 years old so seriously WTF? #ableg

I don’t fantasize about how this referendum ends for the Seppies very often, but when I do, it looks like this. #ableg

Katie Zacharia out-Scaramucci’d the real Scaramucci, by SIX DAYS. That’s impressive AF 😂

forever-canadian.caRegistration open: Forever Canadian in Calgary and EdmontonPrime Minister Mark Carney has accepted our invitation and will join us. Now we need a full room: Calgary, BMO Centre, Thursday, October 15, and Edmonton, EXPO Centre, Friday, October 16. Doors at 5 p...

Good morning, Edmonton. 7000 Calgarians turned up for the Forever Canadian rally last night. 7000. You gonna let Cowtown show up Alberta’s capital city like that? We got a #yeg rep to protect. You know what to do. www.forever-canadian.ca/en/rally

One thing you should know about me is I can make a damn good butter chicken.

Current vibe. #SyracuseSue

Poilievre’s approval rating is now 2 points behind Trudeau’s approval rating at the time of his resignation. CPC is polling at sub-30%, with most polls at 28%. I’ve now accepted that the CPC has a humiliation kink. #cdnpoli

So disappointing. I really thought the crotch grabbing, AI rap video of Pierre and his wife would’ve turned the polling around for him, but wow did I call that one wrong.

Sub-basement polling for the CPC, incoming from Nanos. For context, when Justin Trudeau was pushed out by his own party, the LPC was polling at 21%, with Trudeau’s approval at 33%, while the CPC hovered around 47%, with Poilievre’s approval at 52%. 1/2 #cdnpoli #ableg

Additional context: Today, Poilievre’s approval sits at about 32%. Carney hovers around 52% Poilievre is now where Trudeau and the LPC were when Trudeau’s own forced him out. Pierre Poilievre is the political version of a dead man walking. 2/2 #cdnpoli #ableg

Trump caught on camera screaming at Marine One pilot again, last night - likely about a hard landing. Hard landings are what happen when a chopper sets down on stone instead of grass, Idiot Amin. There’s a reason there wasn’t a stone pad before your glutinous ass put one there.

bloomberg.comDisney+ Price to Jump 13% to $21.49 Per Month as Soon as WednesdayWalt Disney Co. is raising prices on several of its streaming subscriptions, with users being notified as early as Wednesday, according to people familiar with the matter.

Taylor Swift has 2 concert films & a doc series on Disney+. There’s a Swiftie theory all of her concert films/docs will move to Disney+, exclusively. This announcement coming now, in advance of that possible move, may be related. Swift is big $ for Disney. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

ms.nowTrump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s TheatreThe playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.

Trump wants his name on Ford Theater. This isn’t about vanity. It’s about “Trump” as a registered trademark. Slap his name on everything, then demand a licensing fee once he’s out of office. And they won’t be able to just remove his name, because contract details. www.ms.now/news/trump-f...

22 Sept

My new workout routine.

21 Sept

It should come as no surprise to anyone that Donald Trump outright lied about getting potash from Belarus. Belarus President Lukashenko: “Even if we wanted to supply somewhere else, Western markets, we just don't have those volumes, everything has been contracted."

21 Sept

Catastrophic polling for Trump, this morning. Trump Overall Job Approval at 29% Trump Approval on Handling the Economy at 26% americanresearchgroup.com/economy/

cbc.caKerry-Lynne Findlay resigns as leader of the B.C. Conservative party | CBC News"This was not an easy decision, but I believe it is the right one for our movement and our province," she wrote in a statement Sunday.

20 Sept

Following months of firings, departures, toxicity, turmoil, leaks, and scandals, Kerry-Lynn Findlay has resigned as leader of the BC Conservative Party, just 2 days after saying “I’m not going anywhere”. #cdnpoli #bcpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

You guys, I think Member of European Parliament Damian Boeselager has quite the crush on Carney. And he even chose a song by a Canadian artist for his homage to our PM 😂

Mark Carney - a LIBERAL PM - is more popular in Alberta than Danielle Smith, by a full 9 points. He’s more popular than Pierre Poilievre. He’s more popular than anyone & everyone. And despite being the conservative heartland of the nation, Alberta resoundingly rejects Donald Trump. #cdnpoli

Well, I’m watching “AI: The Doc”. Oh, no. Oh this is so terribly bad. So yeah, we’re basically fucked.

I’m proud of Canada for electing the smartest man in the room. I’m proud of the way that man has represented us on the world stage. I’m proud of how united Canadians are, in the face of a vile bully. But tbh, I liked it better when everyone kind of forgot about us. It was quieter. #cdnpoli