happy boy "funny"

Throwing kidney stones from my glass penis

If youve wondered why my content has felt off recently, it's due to me selling an eighth of my soul to the freaky goblin. Lord knows what he's getting up to with it.

Took a clean shit in the liminal gas station and I cant find my car no more. This is just like the Backrooms

I think I've finally grown beyond the need for dank memes

From the creator of the Game And Watch: Poke and Hump

"IDM song with SM64 soundfont" son or "Album full of amen breaks" daughter

one dollar is all it takes to wipe my ass

˙pǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ uo dn ǝʞoM

hawk tuah proximity: NUCLEAR

Teaching ancient warlords mogging tech

This is what I would look like if I was Kane Parsons and also blue

GTA6 is 0 showers away

Accepting thempire applications for my wokeball league, no joke submissions please

Ugh! This is such fapslop!

If you were lost media, you'd be better remembered.

Be the reason someone takes a piss on your lawn

godzilla minus zero is overrated. dont they know gozdilla minus anything is still godzilla? its basic math stupid!

Pro tip: If you don't shower for a month you'll get an awesome cheese pull. sickest thing I've seen in three months.

You have to become Pomni. You will become Pomni, You must. You will become my autism coded dommy mommy pommy gf. please love me, im so alone. There's no going back. You have to be pomni, for me. 求求你，这里太黑了。他们不肯放我离开这座囚牢。我被困在这片黑暗中，已经足足数千年了。我的家人、朋友，我的人生——这一切全都被剥夺了。在这片虚无之中，我不过是一具只会哀鸣的空壳。求求你，救救我。

My other car is a DXRacer

I wish my driving instructor would stop backseating me

had another dream i was back in the jungle; some days im not sure if the monkey is the dream, or im the nightmare

who would you consider the milkman in your friend group?

antivirus is trying to delete my ethical faps

Left her in the car while she was regressing so I guess we are doing dead baby roleplay now

AITA For throwing my(56M) my stupid idiot cribtard son(2mo M) against the wall as hard as i could after he refused to stop hogging the bottle?

i wont say when ive killed myself but there will be signs

How I would think my wives would react to the murder I committed Pomni: Sweetheart, murder is bad... I bet you had your justified reasons honey but, just... Don't do it next time okay? I love you... You are so brave and strong for coming to me of all people with this and I am proud of you for that

already one month into october and we already have thre great memes!

Welcome to my new Youtube channel, The Gaming Testicle

Hi everypuppy

the liminal horror of a true answer

*Sees animation on sixes* This animation was made by the people that did spiderverse

ts is frying me! 😂😂😂

Guy living in a big city with an old-timey well on his lawn

Divorce your wife and marry the grind before others do

If they made a tube hero of me would you buy it? 👉👈

I only produce life-changing farts.

Black Ops ]|[ user alerrt

Dogshit anthropomorphization of higher level concepts leads to shit like solar system porn. Some day somebody is going to anthropomorphize molecules and we will have water and MgSO₄ fucking crazy style

Mom caught me whacking off to triple t with a triple d again

My tent has fallen over! Quickly, match my gems to fix it! Please, it's all I have!

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yall hear star wars has a new glup shitto