Lucas McWhaley

@drewmagary.bsky.social I regret to inform you, your Halloween costume has been re-canceled. Slow Kid fell on hard times and is now a...lawn jockey?

@vincemancini.bsky.social really hoping you do Dead Yourself a Wood eventually, if only to hear wild newspaper articles from the 1870s. Also the challenge for @mattlieb.bsky.social to find enough popular songs from the era to parody.

@johnvaillant.bsky.social Any insights? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Really enjoying @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social 's Soldier in the Army of Love. Trying to sing along is challenging, however as on lyric proves to be quite the tongue twister: "on the banks of the Volga watching Messerschmidts fall"

@davidcovucci.bsky.social Cooch! Proud to know a fellow Annandale-er published at Defector. This made my Friday.

Maybe we'll be a free country when people care more about May Day than Ramen Day and May the Fourth.

Is "grease monkey" still a slur in good standing?

"i just don't understand it. no matter how many times we help our opponents accomplish their goals, they keep getting more powerful and we keep getting less popular"

Oh sure, I'M the dumbass for thinking Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was on the Wicked soundtrack.

Jesus: Love thy neighbor. Preppers: I will do everything in my power to NOT have neighbors.

Now I gotta buy a dang combine just to keep doing ethical capitalism. My Harris magnet will look great on the back though.

USA vs Canada has been an awesome game. MVP? Definitely the sound tech capturing every CLANK of the bench doors, feel like I'm right at ice level!

"Trumpism will not be defeated by politicians inside the DC beltway," writes Senator Bernie Sanders for Guardian US. "It will only be defeated by millions of Americans, in every state in this country, coming together in a strong, grassroots movement."

Key & Peele east/west bowl sketch but for the Puppy Bowl

When Este's shinin' When Danielle's timin' When Alana's rhymin' That's when I'm HAIMin'

Great distillation from @davidjroth.bsky.social "Even the most miraculous plowshare must have some potential utility as a sword."

@downgoesbrown.bsky.social I was watching Heat on Hulu last night, and money launderer Van Zant is watching a hockey game for about 5 seconds before he's (spoiler alert) killed by McCauley. Can you identify the game, its outcome, and any thematic implications to the neo-noir cops & robbers classic?

1 in 83 ain't zero! There's hope for us yet.

Lovingly crafting food from scratch the old fashioned way bloody sucks.

Yeah I speak French. Quatre vingt dix nutz, n'est-ce pas?