Vagabond Mike

If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia. If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia. If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.

Cartoonist: Jose Alberto Rodriguez Avila

Also: NO TRAITORS NO PATHOLOGICAL LIARS NO CONVICTED FELONS NO ADJUDICATED RAPISTS NO PEDOPHILES NO RUSSIAN ASSETS NO ORANGE ATROCITIES NO EPSTEIN/MUSK BUDDIES NO PUTIN PUPPETS NO MAKEUP-WEARING MAN-BABIES NO BLOWHARDS WITH ZERO SELF-AWARENESS BRONZED BRAGGARTS and NO ARROGANT A-HOLES

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The EU will provide Ukraine with €3 billion in military aid. Ursula von der Leyen confirmed additional EU funding for drones and missiles. news.liga.net/en/politics/...

Amen

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know: The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

Can’t be repeated enough…

The best way to honor fallen soldiers is to avoid careless reasons to create more of them.

Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue

FUN FACT: I NEVER miss a movie that has "GROGU" in the title. #MustSee 👀

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

#NoKings

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

I just drove from Noosa to Brisbane and back in my EV (230km round trip), got home with 50% battery (which will easily recharge overnight at home for just a few $ off peak) 🔋 But the best part was how quiet the roads are because of all the people who can’t get or can’t afford old-style fuel ⛽️

Say NO to trump tower on the Gold Coast 🇦🇺

Are they going to also "blame a staffer" for Obama permanently living, 24/7, rent-free in his head? #pathetic

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us. But I won't back down — and neither should you.

Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation. But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop

Predator

Former AUS PM @turnbullmalcolm.bsky.social sums-up Trump perfectly. #USPolitics

I’ll never again see this and not think “pubic hair”.

Seems my Threads account has been suspended for liking or maybe reposting too many anti-tRump memes 😕

Newsom: This is a national order. We’re talking about you and your state, your own backyard, all depending on the whim of a president who’s unhinged. Depending on how he’s feeling on a particular day, or who’s offended him because he didn’t like what they said on a Fox News clip.

Scott Morrison Receives King’s Birthday Honours for Services to Hairdressing, Truck Driving, Welding, Cooking, Cricket, Building and Not Shooting Women

Who knew that she didn’t identify with Hermione as she said, but with Umbridge.

Weak and pathetic, embarrassingly so.

Labor is almost certainly going to be in govt for the next 6yrs at least. So, at the 2031 election, the qn for voters will be: what did Labor achieve in 9yrs in govt? 2025 is NOT the time to be timid, PM Albanese. Ignore the pro-LNP bias of the mainstream media. The voters do! #auspol #AusVotes25

I genuinely cannot tell you how wise and strident the conclave has been in choosing an American *Augustinian* as the new pope. Augustinians are DEEPLY committed to the pursuit of truth, believing that God IS the truth, and that lying, hypocrisy & corruption are therefore a betrayal of God. 🧵

This Chinese guy imitating Trump is pretty great again. youtu.be/tSK92ixPKvU?...

"Trump has always been an ignoramus who masks his intellectual shortcomings with bombast and declarations of his own brilliance, but his rambling nonsensical responses in these latest interviews should set off alarms." — @playtyperguy.com

Is any journalist going to mention that when Dutton talks about "young Australians" he never mentions education. Ever. The man has no vision for an intelligent, engaged, educated Australia. He appeals to anger, fear, division and ignorance. #auspol #AusVotes25 #education

Most Accurate Headline of the Day 🏆 www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...

No tariffs on Russia. Weird.

That’s no way to win a race.

Petering out #auspol

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Peter Dutton has been spruiking the ability of Liberal Party leaders to connect with leaders of the free world. #auspol

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

Gold from @goldingcartoons.bsky.social! #auspol