Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh

As a highly available developer, I ensure I keep everything at a n+2 redundancy. For example, we normally expect a steady rate of 0 mistakes, but I ensure that I am always making at least 2 mistakes at at time for proper redundancy.

In response to the sheer amount of image data on web pages, I'm adding "this image could have been a vector" next to "this meeting could have been an email" on the wall of stock lines.

Remember to give your Discord guilds appropriate enrichment based on their interests. For example, some discords may find having a spreadsheet they can fill out and keep up-to-date an excellent communal bonding activity.

I am committing to achieving net-zero self-sabotage by 2050. This will be mitigated by having Doom Scrolling offset by the use of a credit system; actual doom scrolling will not be reduced at this time.

I am committing to achieving net-zero self-sabotage by 2050. This will be mitigated by having Doom Scrolling offset by the use of a credit system; actual doom scrolling will not be reduced at this time.

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

oh, to be a cat, unburdened

Eepy enby kitty stack 🥱💜 [ #nonbinary #cuteart #non-binary ]

Very honoured to go on a tour of a polyhedral dice mine; here’s a photo of raw dice before polishing, numbering, and balancing.

Hey, that Displacer Beast is my emotional support animal! (The emotion is “fear”)

Holy shit. Sex Matters, LGB Alliance, Transgender Trend and Genspect have gone full mask off. If you want to look, you can see the link in post below. I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this. Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.

"Professionalism" is a ploy to stop more programmers from wearing cat ears because it makes them too powerful

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Rhetoric is a skill entirely separate from "being correct."

Today in review, through the medium of version control branch names: - INC-1483 - INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs) - nya - raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling - nyaaaa - nyaaaaaaaa.a

Cat Realtor: "So this next box is a knock-through for extra space" Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out" Realtor: "A knock-through!"

we'll snugg and we'll mewl, like true sleepy kitties snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies 'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks

Developers Hate Him For Following This One Secret Technique (actually reading the JIRA ticket)

Quick! ChatGPT is down send a litmus test to all your coworkers to see if they actually know anything.

"Dick Pick died at age 56 due to stroke complications" oh COME ON.

computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.

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Combinyatorics is a complexity field, but purrmutations can create cats in frightening new forms.

hewwo world :3 Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package...