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my new terrible beast i invented #mario #minecraft

Hawk To It! (In-Game Version) - Haliey Welch's Tuah Time

ever since mario wiki renamed the bowser's brother article to fake bowser (blue), I haven't been the same

i feel like theres never been a child named "walter" on this earth and its a name that people can only gain when they turn into adults

still wondering why the hell spamton neo got the mad dummy motif and not pink

i am kind of stupid for drinking a whole monster at nearly midnight. it’s now 3 am and i’m wide awake. good thing there’s no work tomorrow

mojang be like let’s add the 4th dimension before green bricks, a green vegetable, a green flower, green wood, and green people

its peeing on the floor saturday

she has a girlfriend but i keep forgetting she exists so i havent drawn her in 2 years. maybe i will change that at some point. she’s small and orange and has a big nose

rips my eyes out of my head cutely

green deltarune makes me quite happy actually i think there should be more mute characters who people don’t pass off as a joke or get mad at for being quiet. everyone just loves the hell out of them for doing what they do

i’ve really come to appreciate women with annoying voices in recent years

she has a girlfriend but i keep forgetting she exists so i havent drawn her in 2 years. maybe i will change that at some point. she’s small and orange and has a big nose

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

i feel like an fucking zombie at times. but this time it’s okay because it’ll be halloween. but after that i have no excuse im just falling apart

Gobblegut's Heckin' Chonkerific Belly

points and laughs at you and calls you gay

there's a weird hurdle where, if a villager job has a hat on in vanilla, its head ignores its biome variant texture so it's not wearing 2 hats. this makes it so i can't make biome variant villagers into different races fully logically, so i just decided all librarians will just morph into toadsworth

I turned Nelly into cubes. she's minecraft medias. they're adding grippered-up gummy girls to minecraft !!

i got someone close to me to play through both main endings of mesmalie this week. i love mesmalie. i love that other people can love mesmalie. #mesmalie #mesmalie4life #toys

mesmer wants you to play her video game mesmalie because it's good and #awesomesauce and #mesmalie

shooting the shit is one of life's greatest gifts

my part time job doesnt even give me 4 days a week anymore how am i ever gonna pay rent

the only good thing to come out of oneyplays lately is those shitty “best of” memes. now every time im in a vc i say “best of [something]” and i find it very fucking funny. it’s the yogurt effect all over again

sakurai only has 2 issues as a developer being that he’s adverse to evolving his vision for the characters in his games, and that there’s only 2 women in kirby air riders he is otherwise a perfect game director

every good video game gotta have a trio of funny witches

Been There, Sheen That! All 26 episodes of Planet Sheen are now streaming on #NintendoToday.