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Such an indescribable thrill and privilege to be back at KnickerBlogger to write about these finals. Here’s a quick thread of the four pieces I wrote.

Same energy

Jackson Chourizo

Or one of the 30k brewers fans in the crowd

Still not convinced we are “good” but tarter about a decade the giants are no longer a deeply unserious team

Devin Singletary called game

lol he was so afraid of fumbling

What was the penalty on Skattebo I don’t have sound

What are the best critical/analytical pieces out there about YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

Jewel Osco employees desperately trying and failing to remember the word “breakfast” before throwing their hands in the air and settling on “morning foods”

Laughing at the mental image of Jewel-Osco management desperately trying and failing to remember the word for “Morning Foods”

Whomst among us?

Every single brewers reliever is just like “Why don’t I simply throw the best pitch you’ve ever seen 14 times in a row?”

Incredible performance from Tatum. Contests were mostly fine on him too. One of those things. We go again.

Every political text I get this cycle is “DONALD TRUMP’S ECONOMY has driven inflation through the roof and now nobody has any money left to spare which is why we don’t understand how you haven’t donated more money to us today”

Specifically like a priest in the hunger games maybe?

Hey uh did Tracy McGrady become a priest over the summer

It will be very funny if we just wake up and win this game in the fourth

lol well that was a terrible turn of events

So Andre Drummond is the best player on the team, naturally

Very smart of Nick Nurse to dress in a way that he can go straight from the game to a Post Malone concert

Ben out here with a goddamn protractor

Maxey is an absolute freak

The answer to this question is: Awesome

To me, this joke was never appreciated enough while Hukporti was on the Knicks. I tried it a few times. I blame all of you.

Landry Shamet shows up, hits a hundred big threes, and then starts the new season by trying to bait Embiid into a fight? Friends we’re gonna be Bostwickposting our way through the winter

John Bon Jovi and Tim Robbins converging into a single guy as they age

The Knicks appear to be what we in the medical community call “UberDrunk”

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Am I feeling too generous or was that an absolutely spectacular anthem rendition

Stephon Marbury had a complicated legacy as a Knick but he finally found the perfect role as a lifelong Knicks fan rejoicing in them winning a title

Tag yourself in the banner ceremony. I’m Stephon Marbury with my hands on my head hopping up and down like I’m about to lose my mind

KAT trying to hide that he’s crying. I love that young man. He grew up before our eyes and found peace.

I absolutely love Mike Brown

OK guys well I’ve really enjoyed the 2026-27 season. See you next year.

Dude…

Clyde Frazier wearing an Alamo-print suit like a medieval warlord sporting the skins of his vanquished foes

Is the thing Im supposed to be watching on Peacock and called “championship celebration”?

But have we asked any other SpongeBob characters what they think?

This is a wrong but only because there’s not going to be a next season

Not once have I seen Todd Worrell and thought “Yeah, there’s a guy that I’m CERTAIN has never had to dig a shallow grave.”