Knighty

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Can you get rechargeable battery hens?

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Guns aren't the problem; it's the idiots who buy them that are the problem.

My new girlfriend says she will be annoyed if I don't use contraception, so I'm learning how to put on a condom. I really don't want to rubber up the wrong way... #LunchPun

Star Wars: Revenge Of the Dither. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

House of Stun. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Last Distraction Hero. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Fluster. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Do the Lo-commotion. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

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It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social EXCEPT FOR WAKEUPNFEELGOOD, FRIENDLIES 1 & 2 OTHER FEEL GOOD GAMES START AN HOUR EARLIER TODAY IN UK! Today Friendlies wonder about Confusion so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Anything by Midnight Turmoil. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Hard Dazed Night. #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

My wife tells people that I have no sense of direction. That's when my marriage started to go north.

Metronome: A midget that rides on the Parisian underground rail system. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

#NowThatItsGettingCold Ice cream takes longer to eat.

Basically, all of us that are living are just in a queue to die.

Tweet It. #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

You Whinny Again. #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Squawk Like an Egyptian. #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Meow The West Was Won. #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

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It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social NOTE: EXCEPT FOR WAKEUPNFEELGOOD, FRIENDLIES 1 & 2 ALL OTHER FEEL GOOD GAMES START AN HOUR EARLIER TODAY IN UK! Today is #HowlAtTheMoonDay so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Bark the Herald Angels. #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Moo Are You? #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

If anyone wants a trampoline, I've just found one in my garden.

I was really impressed with storm Austen. In fact, I was blown away by it!

I've just had to put eight clocks back. My kleptomania is getting out of hand.

Big Monologue. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Am-drambusters. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

No Son of Mime. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Risky Showbusiness. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Role With It. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Prompt Queen. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Thorn In My Aside. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Knighty reposted

It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social EXCEPT FOR WAKEUPNFEELGOOD, FRIENDLIES 1 & 2 ALL OTHER FEEL GOOD GAMES START AN HOUR EARLIER TODAY! Today is #OperaDay #WorldOperaDay so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

It's really easy to catch a flamenco dancer. You just have to cast a net... #LunchPun

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It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social PLEASE CHECK MY DAILY SCHEDULE FOR ALL FEEL GOOD GAMES TODAY! Today is #EventOrganizersDay so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

@richardpulsford.bsky.social

BBC 4 right now, 'Where Eagles Dare ' One of the greatest films ever made. "Broadsword calling Danny boy"

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Richard Pulsford

"I'm going to make an example of this egg", he said, removing a 'g' #LunchPun