kobold posting

yip

hi kobold! you’re very fuzzy! fuzzy kobold: eee :}

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a kobold who has bright white human teeth, but only when they smile. if you see them any other time they look normal

*blocks your attack* hah. i knew you didn't have it in ya. they took the kobold out of you, kid.

sad kobold: weh :{ dragon: have a rock happy kobold: yeh :}

piff piff piff piff piff piff piff piff piff

a kobold is softly and repeatedly batting you on the face with the tuft of fluff on the end of their tail

A kobold lighthouse keeper! 😮 (The lighthouse is small to accommodate the kobold's small stature, but unfortunately the lighthouse isn't very effective as a lighthouse as a result. 😅)

you can do this to kobolds #tober2026 - 26

the kobold monk knows all her attacks will only deal 1 damage each, so she trained for maximum attack speed

kobold who believes in you

kobolds can be enjoyed by anyone

a nearby kobold is eating a small stack of ceramic floor tiles with hummus

hi [poking you with a stick] hii [poking you with a stick] hi :} [poking you with a stick] hi

the kobolds can be safely viewed through the coin-operated binoculars to your left

kobold: I had my flu AND covid shot done. I am immortal. (kobold kicking the largest meanest dragon) gimme your money neeerd suspiciously pancake shaped kobold on the ground: 🫟

kobold who doesn’t know what's going on. they’re just happy to be there

"Behold, a kobold that has yet to do his first yip. How long 'till he will? The suspense is palpable."

the half-hatched baby kobold peeking out of their egg at you with their little beady eyes: • •

*collect 1000 yips.*

roughly jostling one particular kobold in the kobold jostling machine (it is across the room from the kobold wiggling machine)

gently wiggling your kobolds in the kobold wiggling machine

There's a kobold who can travel backwards in time one hour once a year and forward in time one hour once a year.

dragon helmet... #tober2026 - 24

Kobolds have two levels of spice tolerance, with NOTHING in between. They can either squirt pepper spray directly onto their tongues and not feel anything, or they can't even lick a BELL PEPPER without crying. With nothing in between. 😮

This looks like something that the Kobold Engineer would've built. 😅

dragons doing this to their kobolds for enrichment

kobold who

Ok, I finally got a drawing done! Thanks @koboldman.bsky.social for giving me an idea I liked enough to draw! 😄 Anyway, there's a TV show called "Kobolds Who Look Like Things", and this kobold looks like a pear. (Now that I think of it, they kinda look like Grimace from McDonald's, but green. 😅)

"The .5 one. It was the diagonal half. Despite how he looks, he's allright."

kobold eating spicy peppers: mmm, pebber :}

kobold with pickaxe

kobold that is not plural nor trans, but does love hatsune miku

yea little kobold!!! do the funky dance!!!!

kobolds

okay there is no way we’re adding a third. that is just too many [a third kobold peeks out from behind a corner]

a second kobold…?

a kobold

he may be a yapper, but that kobold is dapper

Jealous? #kobold #kobolds #koboldlegion

the kobold archer is hitting their target with their bow and stabbing it with their arrows

yip

kobold, unprompted: i like women :} dragon: that’s wonderful, little one

a steel construction beam falls on a kobold’s head with a loud CLANG. when the dust clears you see the beam is bent in the middle and the kobold is mildly annoyed