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Finish the sentence ✏️ It's all fun and games until the kobold _____

Just like the human body is roughly 60% water, kobolds are, on average, made out of roughly 89% pure mischief!!

How dare you!! 😡

A classic! ✨

he is green for an AMAZING reason 🥰✨

type "thank you wealth and prosperity kobold" for one extra year of luck!!! ✨💰

INFINITE KOBOLDS ✨ thank you for supporting our shop, everyone! 💖

hot day? don't worry, kobold tails make for really nice fans 💨

you can't find your kobolds today? pro tip: look inside your fridge!! 🫠

no matter how much they beg and cry, do NOT let your kobolds eat the silica gel sachets!! 🥺

got damn

happy kobold sunday everyone! 🥰

it's the little things in life 🥰

PSA: No matter how much they beg and whine, do NOT allow your kobolds to nap inside the freezer while waiting for the heatwave to pass. 🥶

have you kissed your kobolds' snouts today??? 🥺

although kobolds usually reproduce by laying eggs, every kobold also has a 1% chance to split into two slightly smaller kobolds.

willy wonka-maxxing rn 🥰✨

if you receive your koboldshop order and find some extra kobold scales in the box, that's good luck!! you might want to buy a lottery ticket! ✨

life hack: kobolds can bite and even KISS other kobolds 😳

we at koboldshop firmly believe that every kobold, no matter how bitey or how sharp their claws, deserves a little pat on the head and lots of affec-OUCH!! OWIE OWIE AIEEE

this is awkward, but... we just did a headcount and uh... did anyone receive one of our kobold with their latest shirt order? 😳

pst.... don't tell anyone, but If you wear a koboldshop shirt, your chances of getting kissed by a dragon improve by approximately 800% 🤫

*hands you a kobold* enjoy :)

sure, the early kobold may get the gem, but you wouldn't wake them up, would you?? look at them, they're so comfy and curled up at your feet and snoring a little and and and 🥺

all our shirts are kissed by our kobolds before shipping 🥰 ...they might also get a nibble or two. it depends on how hungry said kobolds are at the time 🥺

As the days get warmer, don't forget to give your kobolds at least one (1) ice cube a day! 🧊

If a kobold bites you and you scold them, they WILL cry 🥺 C'mon, let them just have a little nibble. It's just like, 999 damage!!

heartwarming: the kobold language has 7502 different terms for "yummy rock", yet no words for "i hate dragons" 🥰

When's the last time you got your kobolds a gift? :3c We're running a sale on two of our most in-demand tee designs. Check it out! ♥ www.koboldshop.com/shop

NOW AVAILABLE: Three Kobolds tee, in 16 different colours! ✨👕 GO PICK IT UP NOW 😳 www.koboldshop.com/shop/p/three...

buy this t-shirt right now!!!!!!!!!!! 🦎 www.koboldshop.com/shop/p/its-d...

epic yap battles of history ⚔️

BUY A HOODIE, get a FREE kobold journal! 👚📘 Any hoodie design & any colour journal. Just make sure to add both to your basket, and the discount is automatically applied on checkout! 💙 Lasts until Feb 15th www.koboldshop.com/shop

dragon appreciation day? as opposed to what??? 🥺

utility bills: $150 shipping supplies: $250 packing peanuts (for shipping): $50 packing peanuts (kobold snacks): $3900 production costs: $200 someone who is good at the economy please help us budget this. our business is in danger 🥺

kobold that doesn't understand how time works (nobody tell him) 🥺 happy new year, all!✨

do NOT let your obolds now the little squares on your eyboard are edible. trust me, i spea from eperience 😤

KoboldShop now has a Telegram channel! ✨ It's the perfect way to stay informed of sales, deals, and new merch! It's BRAND NEW so it's still a bit barren, but there's already an EXCLUSIVE DEAL in there... 🎁 Check it out! 🔽 t.me/+EUyZ6YrfIg8... 💎

our CRRRRRAZY sale is STILL going until the 7th! 🔥 Here's some of our HOTTEST DEALZ today... www.koboldshop.com/shop

Black friday might be over, but we're still going strong with some NEW DISCOUNTS! 💎 www.koboldshop.com ✨ No better time to get your kobolds something nice n shiny! 🥰

I found a couple of kobolds hard at work at LondonFurs and wanted to support their hustle. Thank you @koboldshop.com for vending! ✨

good dragons kiss EVERY kobold goodnight!! 😪

find the kobold challenge ⬇️

At London Furs? @nicopossum.bsky.social's running our table!😝 Stop on by and browse some of our merchandise! ✨

can't argue with science! 🪨✨

easy halloween costume idea for kobolds 🥰

BDSM mugs are 20% off for today only! 😱☕ Get em, get em, get em! 💎💙 www.koboldshop.com/shop/p/bdsm-...