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Ramaswamy. Paxton. Herrera. Fine. Collins. All worms hoping to dine on the corpse of democracy. Do not elect these spineless sacks of shit.

They want you to be deathly afraid of anyone different than you. Don’t fall for it. Vote to lift up all Americans.

If you are posting AI generated images of Obama next to Epstein as a gotcha, while defending Epstein’s best friend who wrote him a pedophilia themed birthday card, you’re in a fucking cult.

Instead of giving money to people whose reports lead to voter fraud convictions, let’s try that with people whose reports lead to rapist convictions.

Elizabeth Holmes will be free to participate in Halloween next year, FYI.

Remember this when U.S. and Israeli strikes continue after November 3.

Believing women is completely free.

If the country has so much money to help struggling Americans, why only give it out if Republicans win the midterms?

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Jason went to space. Leprechaun went to space. Pinhead went to space. He needs to go to space.

Remember when all the bombs didn’t work and he just started posting “you better open the fuckin strait!” and they didn’t do that either? That’s going to be a fun chapter for history books.

This is a real post. Locked in on lowering costs for Americans.

True Life: I spend way too much time regularly thinking about all of the things that went wrong here.

If you’re wondering how bad things are for the GOP, the rank-and-file are now being forced to pretend they like Nicki Minaj.

He told the press there would not be a strike on Iran today. I’m not sure why they would bother asking. It’s fairly obvious that, barring some insane Iranian offensive, they would prefer to wait until November 4.

Imagine casting a vote to help people who need it instead of to punish people who have done nothing to you.

"In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote." - Donald Trump, July 2024 I wonder what happened?

Walter Reed receptionists are rubbing their hands.

Clicking “not interested” on every iPhone Duo post.

This is only the beginning. Republicans cannot accept legitimate elections. apnews.com/article/alas...

L Ron Hubbard would have LOVED social media.

They all hate California. But I bet that tune would change pretty quickly if they stopped getting California’s money.

You love to see it.

A vote for Ken Paxton is a vote for the Kremlin. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/u...

Every day you wake up hoping it happened and instead the news is like "Here's four men describing Lindsey Graham's deformed genitals."

Trump just made a very long post supporting Amy Acton’s mother. This truly is an administration of pedophile protectors. What a world.

One day we will learn how much these types of posts cost.

“All our food is poison!” He screamed, scooping beef tallow onto his heaping bowl of raccoon penis.

As a Californian, I WISH I could vote for James Talarico.

Capitulating to Russia is bad, actually. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

When the GOP loses and the imaginary checks don’t come, MAGA will never blame the person cruelly dangling those checks to struggling families.

Please vote. And when you do, think of the women in your life.

Trump now holds the second lowest approval rating heading into the midterms, only beaten by Harry Truman in 1946 (one point lower).

I wonder what to expect November 4th?

Please make sure to check your children’s Halloween candy for Kimberly Guillfoyle’s credit card debt.

“America First” is a barely even a dogwhistle for “Russia first” at this point.

After Paxton and Ramaswamy, who will be the next Republican to implode before Election Day?

Don’t let a fake flying car distract you from real war crimes.

For those looking for some spooky flavoring to their political satire, I highly suggest Joe Dante’s HOMECOMING (Masters of Horror S01E06). It’s a fantastic and timely reminder that politicians and strategists have no business speaking for the dead.

SHOW ELIZABETH HOLMES SALAD FINGERS

An astounding amount of people in the United States will openly side with pedophiles, rapists, Wall Street criminals and white nationalists because they’re scared of “communism,” which they have no real concept of.

$400 million dollars about to be flushed down the drain by a blue wave.

Ken Paxton kicking a black supporter out of his event because he’s a racist piece of shit as early voting kicks off is *chef’s kiss*.

Normally I don’t like day and date streaming releases, but I feel it would have been very beneficial in the case of Alex Gibney’s MUSK.

Evangelical Christians are afraid of Muslim politicians because want a monopoly on flagrantly ignoring the separation of church and state, and baselessly assume everyone else will act as they do.

Full-blown crash out.

Putting a white sheet on a Tesla is a little on the nose, isn’t it?

I cannot wait until I don’t have to see Steve Hilton’s smug face ever again.