geoff

geoff

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he/him • ne mæg werig mod wyrde wiđstondan / ne se hreo hyge helpe gefremman

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[CRAGG has been pinned down the middle by GENERAL WARRICK, forced to kneel at LUNA, but is laughing] CRAGG: You can never stop me! I will come back again and again! LUNA, TAKING OUT THE DAGGER THAT SENDS YOU TO HELL FOREVER: bet

I was minding my own business when tout à coup I learned that the RAMAYANA is getting a TRILOGY FILM ADAPTATION and part one is coming out IN TWO WEEKS

Saw this quote from the White House that said there has been no better friend to Catholics than the Trump White House and feel like that is news to the various Catholics whirled away into prison and exile and famine and death by the administration

granted that they weren't whirled away BECAUSE they were Catholic per se, but their oneness in Christian faith ultimately was less important than if they could be connected however thinly to a "shithole country" to use the term of art

What this is about is that Trump's Supreme Court rolled back abortion law and it is difficult to blame people for thinking that's all we give a shit about I suppose. We're very loud about it.

The first reading today is the "don't oppress aliens! don't oppress widows and orphans! don't do it!" piece out of Exodus, and it's a little explicit that a motivator here is how you yourself are not so far from being an alien, and your family are super close to being widows and orphans, and, hm.

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Psalm 23 (the LORD is my shepherd &c) describes how a table is set for you in sight of your foes, and one day somebody pointed out to me that this necessarily implies your foes are there too. In your sight. Maybe behind a set table of their own.

I guess the takeaway here is, to love somebody is hard to satisfy in a contractual sense, but going out of your way to hurt them is a clear breach condition.

The first reading today is the "don't oppress aliens! don't oppress widows and orphans! don't do it!" piece out of Exodus, and it's a little explicit that a motivator here is how you yourself are not so far from being an alien, and your family are super close to being widows and orphans, and, hm.

I've said before but, my understanding of Christian love is that it's not hazing, where you gotta just bear with it and love the wretched for now, but in Heaven the riffraff will be kept out; you gotta love them because they'll be there too. Heaven will be hard if you hate them. Actually impossible.

I feel like I ought to tip my DM or something every time we open an encounter and I have at least one (1) fireball available and a bunch of nerds, including one named nerd, are all within thirty feet of a discernible point.

As a side note, for Abigail specifically I set up my spells to have a little chant each time I cast them, and I'm really pleased with my fireball

NOT TO TEACH THE CHILDREN WRONG - fireball radius is twenty feet, not thirty. I do not wish to misspeak and double the apparent threat area! Twenty feet. Vile acolytes of sinister gods, snarling hordes of barbarous northernfolk, please huddle in a little closer. Pretend you like each other.

DM: Above you, an aperture glows with sinister silver light... the ceiling is close though... a tight fit, but perhaps the slightest among you could squeeze- ATANAH: I jam a mage hand up there DM: uh, it feels kind of gross, I guess, kinda cobwebby ATANAH: firebolt SIX GIANT SPIDERS: WHAT THE FUCK

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Ego rolled a twenty-eight on Athletics check to rip the magic spear out of the mummy's hands and yeet it across the room, then Atanah slammed him with Skip Turn, then he finally got across the room to pick up his spear, whereupon a cowardly firebolt struck him in the back, slaying him instantly.

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DYNAMO: hey cool purple headdress, ego is it your color EGO: ego doesn't wear feathers D: what about fins E: no those are feathers, i thought you went to magical college D: hey ego could you grab that spear there E: absolutely (reaches up) CENTAUR MUMMY HOLDING THE SPEAR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DM: Above you, an aperture glows with sinister silver light... the ceiling is close though... a tight fit, but perhaps the slightest among you could squeeze- ATANAH: I jam a mage hand up there DM: uh, it feels kind of gross, I guess, kinda cobwebby ATANAH: firebolt SIX GIANT SPIDERS: WHAT THE FUCK

Spiders all desperately trying to escape the chimney fire, but couldn't get out more than one at a time, and basically dropped into an in-sink disposal composed of our rogue and paladin and artificer's war machine meanwhile Atanah chased the firebolt with a fireball FISH IN A BARREL BABY

"Worst case scenario, it's JUST corpse desecration, best case scenario we get a surprise round." - cool things to say in a temple

I faithfully replace the stupid little perforated lids on all my spice jars as though I ever am going to say to myself, "I want to just add a pinch or a dab or a scattering or a smackerel or a dusting."

Because I'm white I have a bunch of little glass jars of McCormick spices and the thing about those stupid little jars is they don't admit any of my measuring spoons larger than the half-teaspoon, and there are six of those to a tablespoon did you know

I had to go to Lotte to get some kasoori methi recently and Deep has never fucked around a day in their life. Do you want enough garam masala to kill a horse? Do you have three bucks?

Ankle socks are the worst. What if your ankles, specifically, were constantly exposed to freezing blasts of air? We owed women reparations before, and we owe them more now. Boots and pants for all mankind.

Anyway in case you were wondering if 2 tsp cocoa powder, 1tbsp sugar, ½tsp cinnamon, ½tsp vanilla per cup dry pancake mix makes pancakes into chocolate pancakes, jury is out on any flavor improvement, but they stick like motherfuckers to the griddle so flip them earlier than you think you need to.

Quantum of Solace really felt like it never got out of second gear, which is weird! big fight, explosions, they each killed the guy they were hunting (Camille gets her own guy to kill), and I was like "okay fun miniboss but let's engage the plot now" and then they ROLLED CREDITS

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They establish that MI6 and the Prime Minister's office are both infiltrated, and then all the opposition from those organizations to Bond straightforwardly comes from how he is an infamous maniac who does embarrassing things apparently at random.

It was apparently intended to be a revenge premise, but at the start I locked in to a paranoid thriller premise, and I think that's where things went wrong. Greene didn't really scan as a good revenge target though? Like, he sucks, but you didn't need Vesper for that to be true.

Quantum of Solace really felt like it never got out of second gear, which is weird! big fight, explosions, they each killed the guy they were hunting (Camille gets her own guy to kill), and I was like "okay fun miniboss but let's engage the plot now" and then they ROLLED CREDITS

Having passed it to my subconscious overnight, I think the film set up that the guy you thought was the antagonist? Oh he's just a cog in a much bigger machine. With guys everywhere. There's one in the room with us right now! Shit!!! and then everybody's motivations are legible going forward.

I was waiting for another key betrayal but like, oh the Americans are interested in oil and not curious about South American government. Oh the billionaire is bribing officials. Oh the woman who said her life was ruined by this guy and she wants to kill him was telling the truth.

LOCAL MAN FURIOUS TO DISCOVER THAT "POLICY" (as in government policy) IS FROM πολῑ́της BUT "POLICY" (as in insurance policy) IS FROM ἀποδείκνῡμι

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Learned a fact, leapt to a conclusion, was immediately dismayed "wow was this some business insight" not so, just that I learned "possum" is the Latin verb "to be able to" and I said, are possums named for their capability??? No, possums are named so because Powhatan speakers named them aposoum.

Wow it's so fun and easy to use the non-deprecated syntax for type hinting I'm having a great time post py39 (an error arises because a protocol method is named "set", and another method returns a set) alright well I'm going to turn into a monstrous wolf and swallow the sun now

A pro of python is that there's so much Stuff with simple and easy names! A downside is that sometimes those simple and easy names would be awfully convenient somewhere else.

"Just import collections.​abc, you certainly will not regret importing collections.​abc" you rascals when you're right you're right

Got a mailer from Purves, the GOP candidate for VA CD 11 and, and he proposes the following - 90% of all medical spending is for chronic disease - unregulated chemicals in food cause chronic disease - ergo we can save ~1.8T (per year? I guess?) by "eat[ing] real food" GUY'S MAHA, NOT GREAT

There's a pie chart that shows projected FY2026 budget that notes the source as Gemini AI, and, man, that bugs me, it feels like your source oughta be, like, the federal government or something, FEELS LIKE GEMINI AI ISN'T A PRIMARY SOURCE

Anyway I was against Purves for Congress before I even knew his name because his is the party of insurrection and death, everything I learned in his mailer hardened my heart all the more, vote Walkinshaw in VA CD 11 imo

[guy who is about to independently reïnvent drinking a pot of coffee voice] an espresso drink is fine but I wish there were more of it

Rough how the prayers of the faithful now include "peace in war-torn countries" to include Iran, because, yes we ought to and should earnestly desire and pray for peace in Iran, and at the same time, why is there not peace in Iran? Well, you see,

Like a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth, I periodically remember the writer pointing out that the end of times refers to the Judgment of Nations, not to the Judgment of People Who Just Coincidentally Happened To Be Part Of Nations

I downloaded a free¹-to-play² roguelike idle game and good grief that is a dark fucking pattern. Nonstop barrage of flashing random numbers with just enough interaction points that the screen won't powersave off. Jangling key simulator ¹ microtransactions will help of course! ² "play"

Morning glories still blooming, fully out of spec, but you know what it's been like eighty degrees in mid-October they're doing their best in a confusing time