Zee Smith 🐝

made some cool things, made some cursed things, made some surprising bestsellers, fell further in love with crochet (ah go on first marketing post of 2026 - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com) #artvsartist2025 #crochet #junimo #inanimateinsanity #bingbong #warcraft

do you think if Azeroth were real there would be gnome incels bc of their height

Bundt cake pans we will forever be enemies

go say nice things to my lovely wife for her birthday

It's surprising that the book I read this year with a main character who hallucinates animated movie Bilbo Baggins to berate him in times of stress was actually from a regular police procedure/murder mystery book and not one of from my oddities collection

I know it's my hormones but my sims cat white Monster died and I'm acc really upset over it

We're live! Hold onto your sanity as we dive into Darkest Dungeon! www.twitch.tv/videos/29106...

Hey! I'm looking to recast my boy Pan, as his OG voice actor cannot record the additional line I need after having revised the script. He's got a young, masculine-sounding voice (18 - 25 years old) Feel free to send a message if interested! This is a paid gig at your rate. The boy in question:

Liv came over to my desk to give me a kiss on the head, I had to explain to her I was watching videos of a man doing an impression of a chicken jazz singer at a speakeasy, I saw the Sims -- relationship indicator appear above her

The children have claimed my craft supply pile as their kingdom

shout out to my least favourite health side effect, moving teeth, for happening again when I least expect it

just hit 1600 lifetime sales on my shop, my goal for the year had been 1500 by 5 days ago :3

on previous Downton rewatches I have followed the general crowd of the Anna & Bates storylines are repetitive and drag out, but on this watch I have decided the relationship is cute and I stan

Is the book I'm reading truly ass, or am I unfairly judging it bc after I started I realised it was by an authors whose previous book I read was ass

I hope whoever did the voice acting for the Thistlelead Ruffian in WoW: Legion knows that 'I... soiled myself' is my favourite line in any game and I quote them often

genuinely devastated to hear the news of Walter Koenig's passing, TOS was a big part of my teen years and Pavel Chekov was my favourite. I'm glad he got to live a long, prosperous life, but deflating nonetheless

We're live! Continuing on with the head melt that is Tenebris Somnia! Viewer warning, there are a lot of jump scares as well as dark topics in this game www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo

reading the wiki page for Larry the cat, I was completely unaware there was cat political drama a few years ago that resulted in the rival cat being removed by security on one occasion

I know it's Spooky Szn 🎃 and I'm being That Guy but it's also like 2.5 months until Christmas 🎄 so if you have funds, now is a great time to help your old pal Gil and start your gift shopping! There's also 10% off everything :3✨ stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com #smallbusiness #disabledartist #Junimos

finally lost the head and dug out an unused cable that runs across the floor from the rat king of other cables to do with my PC before it causes me to break an ankle, turns out it was yet another 2 minutes job I've just put off forever

We're live! Continuing on with the quest to unlock all tainted characters, join me for more of The Binding of Isaac! www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo

when your girl's muscular and Irish, call her a Jacked Potato

Pleasant surprise in my bedtime murder mystery book

We're live! You know what, I was going to play a horror game, but I want a nice quiet head empty stream where we can just hang and chat, so join me for some easy mode Skyrim! www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo

I have blocked several numbers belonging to dominos and they still text me promotions, it's been over half a decade I don't want your overpriced pizza

today's internet drama once again proves that men suck at being wife guys, and the title truly belongs to sapphics

Was watching Downton Abbey and crocheting at my desk when Jonesy hopped up to flop and nap, then he woke up, got bored, and remembered the space bar is the one spot on my keyboard his mitten can actually press, so I got to enjoy my show stopping and starting for 5 minutes until he tired of it

10 whole years of Stitches Handcrafts, my pride and joy 💖 10% off everything for 10 days to celebrate stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com

In the booth and Libby still keeps the first crochet project I ever finished in here as a lil booth buddy :3

unexpected side effect of weight loss has been that my glasses and headset keep sliding about from my previously massive Irish head shrinking

You ever watch your cat drink water and realise they are living up to the no thoughts stereotype, my baby boy there are ways to mlem water without giving your whiskies and cheek fur a wash in the spout

I have also recently learnt that Ministry of Sound does gigs where the songs are accompanied by an orchestra, so that's rising the ranks of the bucket list

tomorrow is a special day for me so I am making bad graphics with canva

survey for those from the north of Ireland - do you spell our word for vomiting as boke as in poke, or boak as in soak? I spell it boke but just saw someone on instagram spell it boak and I'm having a crisis

Jonesy kept waking me during the night by pawing at my face, he's done this a few times before and it's just dawned on me that he only does it when I don't wear my nasal strip he wants to sleep on my chest and my snoring bothers him

sometimes I get randomly hit with nostalgia for working as a student librarian in secondary school, I also miss sitting with a massive pile of books and covering them in clear vinyl

tw: word referring to sexual assault disappointing time to be a (former) Vittorio Angelone fan, also a disappointing time to be a part of the same species that are crawling out of the woodwork to go 'um ackshewally rape jokes about real survivors are actually very funny'

Trying to read in bed and my old lady neighbour is shouting at her adult son I hate it here

I bought the bits and pieces to make my Nurse Chapel costume but there's a little voice in the back of my head saying be Charlie Swan to have a moustache 2 Halloweens in a row

it has just occurred to me that with the tattooing expansion in The Sims 4 I can make townies get custom Mr Blobby face tattoos

telling Liv about something I read on a gossip subreddit that made me think 'why is that anyone's business?' and her response was basically, my god I can't believe you read gossip on a gossip sub bitch that's not the point? you're literally being so mean to me right now???

Finished and packed 14 orders then built my pumpkin, I am vaguely human again

Not the most flattering I've ever looked (Zoomed in at the jumpscare because yeah)

piggybacking off this: the most powerful sales technique in the world, for pretty much all of human history, has been word of mouth. If you like something someone made, TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Tell everyone. Leave reviews. Repost. Talk about it. Link to it and link to the artist. We depend on YOU.

not even noon on a Monday and I've had to break out the word cisheteronormative