Köttmassa

@steampowered.com tell the UI guys to unfuck the workshop, please. thank you!

"JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11" -every congressman who has stocks in Raytheon and Boeing, probably.

M for mature cause Mario jacks off and shoots cops.

Crop dusting... in Spaaaaccee!

Drop that hot bomb on the floor like it’s a dragon ball finisher.

minecraft steve is the second most whitewashed character in history next to jesus h christ ♠️

"v2 doesnt have a womb" v1s extremely thin and bangable waist:

Finished listening to Blood Meridian today; I feel like a good narrator is needed to understand the book without having to decipher McCarthy's schizophrenic punctuation. Love me a good piece of media that leaves me a philosophy to chew on.

Some day in the far future some archeologists will find my phone- it will still work because the cheaper the android the harder to destroy, and they'll find my notes app brimming with incoherent nonsense that only someone with butcher's nails implanted could ever hope to decipher.

Freakazoid I drew up, camera is shit so none of the finer wrinkles and the like are showing up. His name is Gorg, and I will probably not draw him again.

I saw a wizard pondering his orb at the public library today. Sick fuck just couldn't wait until he got home, could he.