kingofworldpeace

every game is a puzzle game if you don't know where the fuck you're going

literally cannot wait to play ocarina of time, god I wish horses were real

you can install slay the spire 2 52 times for that amount

someone has just put me as their emergency contact

if we don't see a card game we riot if we see a card game we riot I would like to riot please this is unrelated to the below announcement

can't stop thinking about how the bowls of porridge in the goldilocks tale were 3 different temperatures. piss poor time management from whichever bear made it

wonder if work will let me out early for good behaviour

Hades 2 make me a free thinker

my dream house has an entire room dedicated to a Beyblade arena

sorry I don't have anything to link on my profile, best I can do is link you to @andresplays.bsky.social Twitch

When someone says "Put yourself in my shoes." But they're wearing Crocs Like, I'm sorry I won't be doing that.

you're in her DMs and I've been coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

have to get a new phone soon so if you don't hear from me again it's because I've never logged out of anything in my life and I don't believe in remembering passwords. please build a shrine for me out of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and sour patch kids

happy Monday gang I'm switching it up and starting off positive. unless one minor inconvenience happens and then It's Over

yeah sure this amulet is corrupting me but watch how cool it looks when I spin it

washing on ✅ shower had ✅ meals prepped ✅ ready for Monday ❌

they're making me do my driving test on rainbow road, motherfucker telling me to "drive upwards" 🫪

can't save your life but I can hang out for a bit

never mind I had to chase my bin down the street 🤪 anyone has ring doorbell footage of that must delete it immediately or suffer the consequences (I'll cry)

this storm had made it so I haven't been out in about 3 days. now I just need an excuse why I haven't been out in the last 4 months

if you click my profile link it takes you straight to my old boss so we can all bully him because he said video games are for children

just witnessed the clocks go back so I guess I'm the time lord now

made a device that can communicate with my cats so I can explain the plot of wolf among us

the necromancer that lives next door asked me what size my coffin is. jokes on you pal I'm going to be shot with a flaming arrow at sea

can't wait for ocarina of time to come out so I can play the best fictional instrument, the flute