Kroden

I like to watch death note in reverse. It's the story of a man so fascinated by being brought back to life he records the names of everyone else that miraculously comes back to life and then places the book on the ground where it then flies away.

There are two types of dnd players

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Ok body. It's super rude to both wake me up early AND have me oversleep for work.

Sci-fi pet peeve: when someone goes invisible as someone is attacking them and the attack goes through them. Like you've explained that the person can be punched when invisible. Why did it just not work? Does the person have iframes when they first go Invisible?

cooking is happening 👀👀👀 #vtuber #pngtuber #art #wip #castorcore

Here's some required viewing on Canada Day youtu.be/-sdJMslWLFw?...

I've never really beaten a final fantasy game before. Is 13 worth playing? I hear it's over the top and goofy and I think need that in my life. #finalfantasy

There are 2 types of authors: Ones that carefully plot out the story before writing. Ones that see where the story takes them as it unfolds. Then there's me at a DnD table saying something in the heat of the moment, then having to scramble to justify its existence.

All 2L bottles of pop are sold flat and you can't convince me otherwise.

Nevermind I didn't Razor enough. The simplest solution is people don't know what they are doing. Every time.

The worst part of programming is when everyone is looking at you to provide an answer, but Occam's Razor continuously fails you.

I don't have a mountain of debt. I have a hoard I lay atop like a dragon. Take it from me brave adventurers if you dare.

Whenever I do placeholders in dev, it's the most gaudy and visually disgusting clashing colours that way I remember to change it. If we are using AI for placeholders in voice and images it should be the same so it never makes it into the final copy. But at that point just use ms Sam for voice

Comic books are just daytime drama shows for nerds. I miss when I could afford comics. The drama fueled me.

Video game logic is great. Zombie bites you a dozen times in game? Best find a medpack Zombie bites you in a cutscene? Rip that character. Time to go out in a blaze of glory.

When they ask how your day is going: It's not going well for my #dnd group tonight

It's Post Valentine's day and I gathered by friends to go through some fictional character tinder profiles! Come join to chat about horny character date-ability! www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

I forgot the word for Thriller and my brain could only think of "normie horror genre"

I think my #DnD group is collapsing underneath their own success...help!

It's time! the 2025 Horny Gamer Awards are on now! tune in and chat with us about characters I forgot to include! www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

Tonight at 6pm EST I'm going to be gathering an expert panel that will be helping me present the 2025 Horny awards for video games! Come join us while we determine the Best Top in video games and many other categories! www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

Organize books by the colour vibe the author gives off. Tolkien is a deep red. I will not elaborate.

Shout out to this year's lego advent calendar with the skateboard I spent way to long trying to trick with

Had to miss Saturday's #dnd and I'm already feeling the itch like I haven't played in years. Damn family holiday obligations.

Honest question for the #ttrpg community. How do you story wise deal with players that need to leave session early? Do you cap it to their limits? Does that character stop existing for the rest of the session?

It's time to Risk some Rain! Checking out the new Alloyed Collective DLC with @westlowfindings.bsky.social and @tweewhitefang.bsky.social. Bat has promised to carry me. www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

Well, I had a Thanksgiving #dnd session. Through dinner, there was so much violence over half the group either attacked someone or were attacked. So, really, it was just a normal Thanksgiving.

Had first character death in #DND where a character ate himself to death on a mildly addictive magic fruit. He just wouldn't stop eating them. No matter what I tried to say to stop him. He said it was an incredibly fitting way to go. Plus we had revivify so little to no consequences.

It's time for more Until Dawn with @ggallowwayy.bsky.social ! We're playing until dawn come tell us your horror stories www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

Don't mind me. Just encouraging rp moments so I can hastily draw maps for stuff I haven't fully prepped!

Math rocks go click. Sound good. Show big number. Brain happy.

The fun part of being an adult isn't the "I can just buy myself a cake" stuff. It's the "I can just watch cartoons all day" stuff. Should I spend all day marathoning Digimon? Probably not. But who's gonna stop me.

Halloween isn't over cause not it's time for Ggalloween with @ggallowwayy.bsky.social! We're playing until dawn come tell us your costume! www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #Vtuber #vtuberEN

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Player asked me to roll the stats for their next character. The fool... Doesn't he know I have never rolled above a 14 for character creation. Final rolls: 13, 14, 10, 12, 14, 13 Decent rolls better than standard dist anyway, but the curse continues.

I'm playing #digimon! come hang out and watch me be a stranger in time. www.twitch.tv/kroden_live #Vtuber #vtuberEN

The idea of my #dnd party shifting to temporary characters for a short romp in the Realm of Madness is terrifying me. They get to follow the adventures of a player that couldn't make it for a while, so I wrote him out knowing full well he'd come back. It feels like a new campaign!

next sunday i'll be on @kroden.bsky.social's channel, chilling out and reacting to UNTIL DAWN!!! yes, it's the day after halloween. yes we could have planned better. BUT WE DIDN'T, SO SUCK IT

My work has had a meeting to discuss how they are going to rule to world. They keep talking about the brand but all I can think of is this meme:

This may be a hot take idk. But when you make a #dnd character the number of paragraphs of backstory should at most be equal to their level.

Finally! I can wear hoodies again!