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I don't know why what I replied to was deleted but that's besides the point. This may be the most philosophically and ideological pure thing I will ever skeet and it demands preservation.

Been gone for a while. Decided I'm going to try and be the next DeviantArt wonderbread guy. Open to suggestions.

The Christmas Market hax opened. That means the fox is back

I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.

Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.

I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me. Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.

When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn. I hate the internet.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Ironically the most notable thing about today from a POV outside the US is seeing a bunch of zoomers who didn't grow up seeing the Iraq war gore footage finally seeing something truly heinous and separating into the horrified and the numb.

Hadn't watched the Alt Right Playbook by @innuendostudios.bsky.social in years but after Minneapolis there was one part of it that stuck out in my brain like a flare about the terminal end of sinking into pilled fascism back when we still called it the alt-right. This should not still be relevant.

Remembered that this existed and smiled

Oh my god, with this post I can now 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon Hakita from Ultrakill and the whole Nate Bethea extended universe. This fucking owns.

@libbycwatson.com Blue Way

Every now and again I think about what I'd want out of a relationship. I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.

I only post political stuff when it owns. And this response to Trump's "You speak such good English" to the Liberian President destroyed me.

You fuckin Zoomers and your Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Some of us were playing Sexy horse games when you were in grade school.

I am 38. I have epilepsy, stage 4 osteoarthritis in both shoulders. A dinked spine from a fracture 10 years ago. Sleep apnea and the standard MH shit. Glad it's all managed or in the process of being managed! My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.

It is 3:22AM. There is something in my room that goes boop at 3:22 every night. I have no idea what it is. I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings. I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.

Oh god was the baby ok? He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.

Brain just zapped me in the memory with an absolute classic. Thanks brain

When the Marketing guy asks grok for ideas

I hate that I don't have my finger on the pulse on important dev articles like being 2 weeks behind the piece by @sockpuppet.org on AI and how by excising things like joy in my work I can launch and bankrupt 5 startups, get cancelled and then drink myself to death 10 to 15 years ahead of schedule.

[Hideo Kojima joke]

We need to test your theory. We'll get one girl really into golf We'll give the other girl a shitload of ketamine We'll take notes every 2 minutes.

Music to listen to while the world's richest man slapboxes with the US President

Our seas are full of poison. The sand burns and bleeds. We starve in cities where towers touch the sky and exchange volleys of empty bottles with screaming bigots. But in the brief moments where you pause to take a breath from lamenting. Sometimes this absolute pantomime is funny as shit.

Each shirt more based than the last

Dragged the tab I was reading @theguardian.com on and got a responsive layout jumpscare.

What? All of them

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

CALLING ALL BADASS DTF SINGLE BITCHES IN MY AREA. Can u keep it down pls I am trying to admire my pogs in quiet spiritual reverence.

UKIP were chauffeured out of Bristol in police vans for their safety. This man was extremely upset because he was going to miss his bus.

The unmitigated joy of explaining to an American that this isn't AI or a video composite. Pharmacy signs on the European continent go THIS hard.

Uh yeah Mr Musk it's an acronym, it stands for Make Men RETVRN

The art style and dialogue makes this feel like a cut scene from Disco Elysium

The silicon valley model of consent

I struggle to find good anime. Anything outside of shonen muscle kid slap boxing ends up making me feel like a pervert. Kusuriya no Hitorigoto is like weeb Cadfael, all wheat no chaff and minimal screaming. What a gem.

Barely holding it together but will still get your back blown out

Artificial intelligence when I was a kid

Been upping my ramen game recently. Shitey Amerycan cheese has so business making a bowl of noodles so glorious what the fuck

Nostalgia

According to scientists the worst place to have chronic psoriasis is behind your ears and under the helix. (I am scientists)