Keith Schweigert

I'm entirely too dumb to be this much smarter than the entire Eagles coaching staff

He can get a head start right now as fsr as I'm concerned

Fire everyone

Nice coverage, Coop. That Super Bowl pick feels like a long time ago

The only thing the Eagles can do right on special teams is cover punts. Lord knows they've had enough practice.

I don't care if I sound spoiled or entitled or whatever but I'm sick of watching the #Eagles make the same dumb mistakes week after week. Captain Vibes needs to go.

Oh yeah, and the OL coach is also useless

So the offensive coordinator sucks, the defensive coordinator fell asleep watching Shane Gillis TikToks, the special teams coach cant teach guys how to catch or tackle, and the CEO head coach is only in charge of vibes. Oh, and the med staff nearly killed the franchise QB. Anything else?

Somebody tell Fangio to turn off Rogan's podcast and dial up some stops.

The Eagles' defense, allegedly run by veteran coordinator and MAGA comedy afficionado Vic Fangio, has made exactly zero (0) stops tonight

I don't want to be greedy, but some give-a-shit by the Eagles' defense would be nice right about now

🚨🚨🚨 The Eagles had a good third quarter drive! 😱

Holy shit. A second-half touchdown???

Cool. Crappy field position for the inevitable three and out

THAT'S the big announcement? We've known this for a week, @espn.com

The Eagles' defense -- the supposed strength of the team -- forced zero (0) punts in the first half. Either figure your shit out or retire, Fangio. You've been coasting on 2024 for two years.

The Eagles' offense sucks, but at least their defense is also shitty

I think Q got elbowed in the dick

The 5-yard pattern on third and 10 and THAT'S the throw McKee puts right on him

Nice to see the Eagles getting a head start on their usual second half suckfest

A stop here would be just super, defense

Nick, that shit NEVER works. Stop embarrassing us

You knew as soon as the Eagles got a first down on a WR screen Mannion was going to call 16 more tonight

Again, the Cowboys' defense is supposed to be shitty but I notice the Eagles can't stop a fucking thing tonight either

The Eagles' Billion Dollar line is getting its ass handed to it

I know the Cowboys' defense sucks shit but what's our defense's excuse

Our special teams still suck tho

I thought Blandino was the only rules analyst that was up Jerruh's ass. Guess I was wrong.

Remember when we were worried about the Cowboys hiring Christian Parker away from Vic's staff? Yeah, we may have over-reacted a bit on that one.

This is like if you suck at Madden, and then put it on rookie mode.

Fuck off Aikman

LOL the Cowboys defense is so ass even WR screens work

I'm still pissed

Tough. Detailed. Together.

And people think he can cover outside? He can't even handle the slot anymore

Any time Cooper Dejean would like to pull his head out of his ass this season would be just great.

When's the last time the Eagles looked that competent on offense?

A touchdown? In THIS economy?

Aikman REALLY wants Barkley to be hurt.

I’m so tired of the same exact problems every single week for multiple years.

Another presnap penalty for Team Tough Detailed Together

*sigh* Go Birds

Glad to see the Eagles aren't the only team that hasn't figured out WR screens don't work anymore

Someone might have to gently break it to Michigan's quarterback that he might need to find the courage to pass the ball

#Sixers are such beauties

Keep his name out of your mouth, President Fatfuck

I'd be livid about this if: a.) I thought the Eagles had any chance of doing anything this year (I do not) b.) I believed Sean Mannion had any shot of sticking around should the season go the way we all know it's going to So sure, Sean. Keep believing your shitty scheme isn't the problem.

HA HA HA HA SUCK SHIT KNICKS

No way the Knicks weren't getting that call