Darius Quebec 🏳️‍⚧️

"Our director of music writes pieces that have a nice part for the altos, unlike SOME people I could mention cough cough Herbert Howells"

"I don't know which way Howells swung but he must have either been jilted by an alto or an alto seduced his boyfriend"

"Both sides want you to have fewer rights than you do now, so you should vote for the ones who want you to have less fewer. It's just like if you want to go to London but the only trains running are to Leeds or Edinburgh, you have to go to Leeds as it's nearer London"

Me: do you have my DOB in your file? CPN: no, why? Don't you know it? Me: yes, I know it, I just thought it would be interesting if you knew it CPN: why? Me: because it was 48 years ago today CPN: oh! Happy birthday!

Filling in a safety plan... CPN: what are your strengths? Me: mental health or life? CPN: either Me: ... Me: I'm thinking about the most professional way to express this CPN: good at forming relationships? Me: let's say good with intimacy (What came first to mind was good at sucking cock)

Me: do you have my DOB in your file? CPN: no, why? Don't you know it? Me: yes, I know it, I just thought it would be interesting if you knew it CPN: why? Me: because it was 48 years ago today CPN: oh! Happy birthday!

They keep doing research that shows that transphobes are bad people, and after a certain point that seems like a waste of time, because we already knew that and transphobes don't care

I can't remember who said it but I remember reading about how autistic people ask when an event is ending, meaning that they would like to know so they can plan the time, and NTs assume they mean they're bored senseless and want to leave asap

The other side to this is when you've spent long enough around NTs that you've internalised this and don't want to ask your overnight guest when he needs to leave in case he gets the wrong idea

In about ten minutes I'm meeting a bloke off Grindr so we can watch Scunthorpe United together. So many things that can go wrong...

This is not an odd off label use of Grindr nor an elaborate kink, we do intend to fuck afterwards. Although depending on the team performance I might not be all that horny

When I was little I thought you grew tits when you had a baby and they went away again once you'd finished breastfeeding. Then I thought you grew tits when you had a baby and they stayed. Finally someone told me you grew tits when you were 14 (idk why 14 specifically) and they stayed

Oddly enough, I had a modest chest until I had xCLP, after which I got a dramatic and hard to ignore rack, so it looks like the second option was in fact the most accurate one

Was it deliberate that the voice of that McDonald's advert about stealing recipes from other countries is a scouser?

Please stop saying "the Venn diagram of X and Y is a circle", my pedantic brain is hurting from not saying "that's an Euler diagram!"

What fruit juice should I buy tomorrow? a) pineapple juice to make pina colada b) orange juice to make screwdriver c) tomato juice because tomatoes are cool

I read somewhere that screwdrivers are so called because they were the after-work drink of preference for a group of electrical engineers who used their screwdrivers as swizzle sticks

Anyone else find it weird when someone is like "I love how X you are" and X is just what your brain does?

Randomly chatting with another Scunthorpe fan at Grantham and because I was drunk I told him all about vitamin T Me: so now there's women taking low dose T and people go on about potential undesirable side effects... Him: what is undesirable though? You don't know what people are into

Why are Morrisons emailing me about weight loss treatments and how do I make them stop?