Kurusu

my gross michael fucking died 😡

Mind blowing

It's only a joke if it's from the Jokinghamshire region of northern England. Otherwise it's just sparkling comedy

Could you not Are you notting Have you notten Were you notted

I'm just a boy in the void

bastars

Mom I'm 13 and this is an anime I'm leaving across country to set up a small business

How tf do people daintily breathe into a tissue and make boogers come out

I can't prove it but I have this theory they replaced Jake from State Farm with a lookalike sometime during covid. Something just seems off about him

Is cilk okay?

Pikachu "PIKACHU" was sent to Box "BOX 1"

eetcher vetch tubbles

Youngster gets it #abdl #diaper

Kirby: A Realm Beyond

You can now send Oatchi to live on a farm upplanet #pikmin

Guys Mapquest kinda sucks

In my happy place rn

Liberty Biberty is an invasive species that serves no environmental purpose. Please do your part to the Earth by stomping on every Liberty Biberty until they disappear

Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you′ve confused me for / If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform / I go to cons once a year, truly, usually more / Screaming at the furries while they pushed him through the door

Keep telling myself I'll pad up once I hit x milestone and then I just don't (sadge)

I ran away from myself and now myself is lost out there somewhere :(

Gurr'a ruh'em gurr

If my pants aren't sagging, my tail's not wagging

my diaper is brimming with joy

You're not really wearing a diaper until it's leaking

All I want in life is the Eevee costume from sword and shield

Who crawled up your ass and died and made you king

Lewbert Fails to Save the Schneiderverse

Huggies Poo Fighters™️

I was square dancing with ol Mitch yesterday and he was very much brain alive

You exist in my own little world and you're gonna have to deal with it, sorry

Indeed be like "Recommended based on your job history as poo shoveler: - poo shoveler - poo shoveler (remote) - assistant poo shoveler - executive poo shoveler - fecal removal expert"

"What is your desired salary?" "Whatever you fucking posted it as" "Per:" "Hour" "Is there anything you would like to tell us about you?" "I can fart the national anthem"

i like sceptile because his tail is a tree

Me: man I wish nothing ever went extinct The ballcrushasaurus:

Pikachu Board

This book sucks, it's so dry *wets it*

The day I'm forced to download the Reddit app is the day I stop using Reddit

*ODs on Spyropium*