K.X. [Parody]

12 Aug

follow me on bsky.app/profile/kxdoesstuff.bsky.social i post funny stuff sometimes

fuck every single app shortening your links to redirect you just to put their tracking bullshit on it fuck you

i say this as a person who thinks most pd3 and pd2 tracks are really mid www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyx... HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD GUSTAVO YOU COOKED genuinely the Gauntlet of payday 3 gives me crazy Apex vibes, especially halfway thru second assault

there is no i in team unless your finnished then there is three for me, myself, and i or more accurately, i, i, and i

>game about modern warfare >half the guns are from ww2 >mfw

okay this is my last cod post im sorry for liking the campaign guys i will now go hang myself (its a north korean reference you wouldnt get it)

MW4 is literally just "Youve caught me at a very Korean time of my life right now"

gonna dress up as general shepherd for halloween and just kill every ghost

can you tell i just finished mw4 also holy shit who is selling my data i got like 10x the amount of mw4 content after playing it and i didnt even use google so obvious answer is gone

new plan

K.X. [Parody]@kxdoesstuff.bsky.social

fuck putting razor blades in candy im just stabbing the kid right then and there

this one for everyone who has legal guns in their country fuck you im not boiling that down to americans they dont even have that good of gun laws

fuck putting razor blades in candy im just stabbing the kid right then and there

19h

How to revolt against a military you dont like 1. Find out what bullet they are using for their most widely issued weapons 2. Buy machinery to make said bullets in that calibre 3. Put a fuckton of extra gunpowder in them 4. Give these bullets out in magazines to soldiers as an act of kindness

19h

5. Enjoy :)

first time im ever having fun in CS2 and then i get fucking vac live-d banned for 20 hours because i was actually playing good & having fun

idea pet feeders which have a 50% of just making the noise but not dispensing anything makes em less pavloved

guys let me be a billionaire and ill just do dumb shit and stuff im passionate about with the money

still sad that the scar got discontinued

is there like warrior cats but peaceful

some fucked up thing known as cats (without the warrior because war bad)

you physically cannot name something better than life

STOP before you go to the comments - think was that engagement bait? did they do that on purpose just to make you talk about? know the signs.

shoutout to people who put timestamps below comments w quotes no words, nothing wasted - just a 11:45 and thats it god bless all yall

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you should broaden your scope of reference it helps you be a better thinker also prevents you from comparing every movie to boss baby

"where are the views" published 13 minutes ago

pisses me off when human incompetence gets called ai

ffmpeg actually stands for Female for Male Peg (-ging)

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN AVOID LAST-SECOND DEATHS IN FRICKBEARS 3 WITH MARY BECAUSE TIME IS SPED UP WHEN LOOKING BACK easiest 5:59 achievement ever (ps last second means like scraptrap, blank, baby, chipper, etc)

yap so long it went off the dialogue box pls fix @spookyrick.bsky.social also who the hell is yenndo and why did he kill me

lossy text compression jpeg text coming 2027

okay so when i flirt with my homies we're friends but when fictional characters do it its a polycule double standard much?

quotes are like comments but more narcissistic

social media is bad for me but if not for it then who else do i share my bullshit with i cannot let it stay in a 5 person discord group chat for the rest of time.

i blocked bluesky and it immediately refreshed my page damn okay fuck you too i guess

okay and its having a seizure now

shoutout to funny people fuck everyone else

im an incredibly nice guy if you just ignore everything ive said to other people

got given like 3 weeks for a gamejam so im starting with like 1 left i think thats enough time

oneshot is fucking bullshit 3 hours to make fucking pancakes fuc kthis

they were okay i also fucked up the recipe a lot still though, maybe 1 hour w prep (which i, admittedly, did not do) for like 6 decent pancakes?

>post personal information online >surprised that creeps use that information >mfw

this is about the vtuber period tracker thingy a while ago no im not explaining it here. but are you really that surprised that when you post personal, identifiable information online - it ends up being used by weirdos? just dont post personal shit online especially if you have a lotta fans

sorry i havent been posting i just have not been funny these past few days