Kyle Clark

Kyle Clark

@kyleaclark.bsky.social

software eng // 4th gen arizonan // basketball, books, burgers, beets, beers, bourbon, breaking bad

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My account was temporarily suspended overnight for “suspicious activity”. Still unclear if my account was compromised or just an erroneous flagging.

I ate at a Cheesecake Factory once and it sucked. Applebees on the other hand. The culinary lore of twice a day happy hour, delicious apps, all you can eat riblets, $4 giant sized Grateful Deads, you name it. Applebees will always be peak chain restaurant Americana eatin’ good in the neighborhood.

I’m a World Series guy now? That was an incredible grind it out win by the Brewers 5-4 after going down 4 runs the top of the 1st and facing Tampa’s elite ace.

I recall a Brian Gregory quote this offseason about trading the 2033 unprotected 1st how the Suns will always be good. My BIC you weren’t even “good” last year. You were an average team that started the season off frisky, then fizzled, lost a home play-in game, and got swept swiftly in the 1st rd.

It’s almost like trading 2 of your 3 best (only) 3pt shooters for a mediocre player is not a great basketball decision and then you remember he’s also a domestic abuser

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Collecting a urine sample from the dog in the yard I unknowingly got poop on my shoe that I tracked inside the house then realized the pup also got poop on his back paw that he tracked inside the house and well that was shitty

Over 13 years at the house picking up dog poop only the 2nd time I got poop on my shoe and maybe the 3rd or 4th time ever between both dogs one of them got poop on their paws and just so happens both events happened at once today

Top 5 pizza of my life that I can remember in no order: 1. East Mama in Paris 2-3. Prince Street Pizza before it went national in Little Italy NY and a pizza joint across from PSP 4. Venezias delivery 1st night back from hospital with baby 5. Peter Piper delivery last night eaten while feeding baby

Bonus: the bag of frozen pizzas still cold sitting in the college apartment parking lot after getting back from a late night on Mill with the buds Either a magical gift from the pizza gods or some poor sap couldn’t hold all the bags any longer walking home from Safeway

Craft everything… beer, coffee, wood fired pizza, cocktails, etc. Cambrian explosion of local craft food and drinks over the past 10-20 years.

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Our almost 14 year old dog wasn’t feeling so great late this afternoon. So we took baby and went to the other side of the house so the pup could get some uninterrupted sleep. He slept like a rock and a little over an hour later he felt like a brand new man. He’s just like us.

Given the betrayal of the Bridges trade its chef’s kiss the Suns started the season down an embarrassing 21-0 and didn’t score for over 6 minutes.

Lfg way to go Oso! Great value for the Suns, life changing generational money for Oso, and sets him up for a new deal while still in his prime for potentially an even bigger deal if he pops.

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Phoenix Suns center Oso Ighodaro has agreed to a three-year, $29 million contract extension through the 2030-31 season, his agent Erika Ruiz of Primera Sports tells ESPN.

Watched Neighbors another Oscar worthy film. Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne really tap into the existential experience of being parents to a newborn.

Marinaded skirt steak grilled then crisped in a pan with gochujang and topped with fresno chiles and sesame seeds, Japanese sweet potato with butter and chili crisp, cucumber with soy sauce and sesame seeds, watermelon radish, and kimchi

Arizona Cardinals football just lose, baby! — Bidwill (father and son)

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The Cardinals have fielded calls for the last few weeks centered around Marvin Harrison Jr. Now, per me and Adam Schefter, he'll be inactive this week as his tenure in AZ is over. No trade is finalized as of now. But he's expected to be traded.

Selfishly not okay with all of the legends from my childhood passing away one by one. Something something about getting older and the passage of time.

A cloudy rainy day in Phx on Suns media day is apropos of this offseason and the dark cloud cast by the front office. Disappointing on many levels and selfishly it’s a bummer to feel like I’m letting my ethics and morals slip by watching them when the Suns are supposed to provide relief and joy.

Truthfully I would probably watch if games were readily available but local games on 3TV aren’t on YouTubeTV and that means I need to dish out extra money to deliberately watch them. Moral dilemma.

When you do the car service and they tell you it’s a 2 hour wait Me: hell yeah bro take your time I’m walking over to the dive to grab a beer and watch college ball

Home with baby solo for the first time and baby magically needs 3 diaper changes in less than an hour including a double potty change for 4 diapers total. Please send Friday beers.

And yet Nathan Fielder managed to fly a commercial Boeing 737 for a tv show

tbabb@tbabb.bsky.social

approximately one industry in our civilization has figured out "systematically keep track of things that go wrong, and then systematically try to prevent them from happening again", and this is the result