Kyle Ian

Missing you a whole lot extra this weekend. Happy 12th my boy 🐺❤️

630 miles of solid running so far this year. At my current pace I’m on track to cross 1,000 miles in early December.

turns out the cute fluffy mascot scares people less than “ai is going to kill us all”

Bought a Vita 1000 recently to explore the homebrew tools. Sneak peak at what I’ve been building

Spent some timing climbing around Mt. Rainier this past weekend. Nothing better than being out on a mountain.

Watching Miami play a miserable game followed by CITY absolutely demolishing San Jose was the peak way to spend my Saturday night.

What the hell are we even doing. I just woke up and I'm already pissed off.

I know a fake wall when i see one

Why is bro looking AI generated

Fucking hell don’t do this to me

I thought Nettspend was a student loan repayment company

Me: casually walking around campus. My peripheral vision: “holy shit, St. Bernard.” Reality: turkey.

AI could never design a website this beautiful

Remember when we used to go to the bathroom without a phone?

LOL.

The one bro that did nothing on a group test but still gets credit

One of my favorite parts of Odyssey is its focus on hospitality. The idea that civilization is built on mutual respect between strangers makes Odysseus’ revenge feel earned. But the film also holds him accountable his Trojan Horse helped spark the collapse he survives. Powerful ending.

post-World Cup blues have me like

While I was paying $60 for gas in my tiny 2 door car I got an unknown $247 tariff bill from FedEx. I’m fine. This is fine.

Spent the last few weeks getting my mtb back in operation. Felt good to go ride again for the first time in a couple years.

For the Product Designers that are always trying to stay up-to-date with the new software design programs being launched… • What are your thoughts on Paper vs. Pencil? • Which one do you think is better to use? • Should I just stick with one program?

I’ve tried this with Costco hotdogs and it didn’t work

Back in Dallas. Whataburger or In-N-Out? I could eat a whole ass horse 🐴 🍑

Got to the airport 3 hours early to “beat TSA” made it through in under 3 minutes 😅 So now I’ve been parked at this airport bar for 2 hours just talking to people passing through from everywhere and honestly, it might be my favorite thing in the world.

Apparently this is the age where I’m supposed to get really into WWII history. Instead I picked up mountaineering and started training for Mt. Baker. Not sure who messed up my character progression tree.

engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers

Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.

My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi

“Dude just take the 30 years”

I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut

when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days

growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too

I know what I saw

We shouldn't celebrate this day, we should grieve it.

a glass of water in the middle of the night

once you’ve experienced cutting ingredients with a good Japanese kitchen knife, you become the annoying person who complains about knives everywhere

2 years without you today and I miss you more than ever.

Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships

Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs.

If the bars in your city close at 10 PM, then it is not a city

your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later:

DoorDash / Uber Eats wrapped would be revealing

newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50

newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50

my toxic trait is thinking about my next espresso while drinking one

I can feel it coming, the resurgence of millennial hipster culture. In a few years people will be making their own pickles and playing banjo music again. Even now, the spectre is looming.

wild that they rebuilt the tower of barad-dur in the middle of brooklyn

your doctor after you mention your chatGPT diagnosis