Kyle Sanders

Fuck Elon Musk, 👾 Pokémon 🔼 TLoZ 🎮 Retro Gaming (Nintendo, PS, and Xbox) 🎹 Music Production 🍵 Lo-fi 🎸 Funk 🎧 EDM 😤 Punk ☕️ Indie 👟 Sneakers ⛏️ Fortnite 🧀 Food 🤣 Comedy and Podcasts 💢 Anime (Naruto, Spy Family, Dragon Ball) 📰 Politics (Leftist) 🖥 Entertainment News 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ Friendly 📖 Libraries

When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.

For the cheapest prices, never eat McDonalds.

Nothing quite like staying regular

First thing on the checklist... Create the checklist.

JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.

Horseshoe theory

FUN FACT: On 10/22/12 Trump said gas was at “crazy levels” and Obama should be fired. Gas that day: $3.69. Gas prices today: $4.22. If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?

I ordered the big red with blue raspberry flavor. Currently taking bets on what color with will be. Check Kalshi for the deets.

Videogame CEO playing an RPG: "If I fire most of my party members, I don't have to pay for their equipment upgrade costs! I'm a genius!"

My wife made delicious cookies and I wanted to tell her that she cooked, but really she baked.

Ash Ketchum is lowkey based.

We don't use "Z"s right these days. Back in the early 2000's, they had a speaker/toy called the Iz by Zizzle. Zizzle knew wtf was up.

I come from an alternate dimension where Space Jam was Space Jelly and instead of Loony Toons it was Mickey Mouse and his squad.

"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government

Dear Melania, Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...

I guess this flu thing has gone completely viral! Not just does everyone know about it, but I hear people are even taking shots to celebrate it. We're all gonna party after I stop shitting and my wife stops throwing up.

So let me get this fucking straight… MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

Hey remember when ICE straight up murdered two people and then just got away with it?

Word im typing: "trashcans" Autocorrect: "trashcan" At what point do I just turn autocorrect off? And yes, I did misspell half of the words as I typed out this post.

a senile, evil oligarch depicting himself as Jesus Christ?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

gm

Just because you toucan doesnt mean toushould.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

The President of the USA threatens to commit war crimes. Stock markets rise sharply. We're fucked.

The president of the United States is advocating for and committing war crimes in our name. He needs to be impeached and removed for his illegal unconstitutional war. Now he is smearing every American as war criminals, and he needs to be removed immediately.!

An elite squadron of losers on the no-fly list have found a way to re-enter the airport

Let’s be clear on what’s happening here. They’re trying to steal the next election and this is a smoking gun. GOP Senator Mike Lee sees polling that shows Dems gaining ground and the solution isn’t better ideas or better leadership. The solution is rushing to pass the SAVE Act. #SaveActTaxesVoting

QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶

WAR!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

To put it succinctly: not the people they want us to worry about,not the people they try to demonize.

People say they have to make haste, but nobody shares their haste with me after they make it. Maybe I want some haste.

i cant believe yall let this flop

That feeling when the weather is nice, so the depression is no longer seasonal.