Uncle Tifa

Maybe I want to live there. Maybe I have family there. Maybe I know that the world is interconnected. Maybe I care about the fate of humanity. Maybe I'm not a self-serving douchebag.

Amateur.

This is colloquially known as "economic anxiety."

And Ramaswamy's answer will be— "I sacrificed my dignity and integrity... many times over."

Big day in the Change Your Password industry today.

I wonder which state would like to provide zuck with the societal amenities and safety infrastructure he demands for himself, but not have to pay for with taxes.

Herr trump making a big final push in the swing state of... Mississippi.

Guy pulling the strings looking to find out who is pulling the strings. Also, seemingly threatening (with the words "die" and "sword," no less) congressional Dems. Also also, congressional oversight is apparently "picking fights" now.

The 5 year old who styled the tesla cybertruck is now 8 years old.

Someone poured himself a cup of ambition www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

This.

Now she can go back to not practicing law.

For all the standards people, a Zacharia is 0.4545 Scaramuccis.

That's about $2.75/day to cover your headache and asthma meds from the 24x7 whirring generators. Zero for your therapy or property value decline.

Looks like Hegset is gonna have to get thing working the old fashioned way... snorting crushed up Cialis off a toilet seat. www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/p...

Hey, @bynum.house.gov Co-sponsor this... tomorrow! ramirez.house.gov/media/press-... @delia.bsky.social

This is a live streamed execution.

"Cheaters never win" was a ruse concocted by cheaters.

Just checking in on this.

Freudian slip here. Mohamed Al Fayed, who died in 2023, has been credibly accused of sex trafficking 500+ victims, currently being investigated by Met Police and the Crown Protection Service, and palled around with trump in NYC and Mar-a-Lago.

Sounds like everyone will be part time, and someone in household will be unemployed.

Wut?

Shitbox leaks, OK.

Fox News is now just the 700 Club www.foxnews.com/video/639093...

I'm going all in on fidget spinner futures! To the moon!

Apparently banking laws prohibit sexually abusing children.

One promising sign to trump's late game rally campaigning bullshit and his "everybody gets $5000" con is it probably means he's not confident he can rig/overturn the results with goon squads and legal trickery.

Azathoth, please stop.

Hitler might have kept Brauchitsch on if he'd only been a little bit more charismatic.

Same grades in school.

Of course. Checked bags are limited to 50#

When the defense attorney fimally passed the UBE on his 17th try.

Was it a space jungle?

Can somebody at @bsky.app jiggle the handle?

"Will you, under oath, admit to this committee that "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes" do indeed sound similar, and that Atlanta and Maryland are both on the East Coast?!? Answer the question, Mr. Smith!"

Imagine putting this guy on your very credible news digest show

Collins seems... concerned. (More concerned than when she voted to confirm Vought to head OMB.)

I'm taking a hibachi to my next job interview.

Don't worry about my interview iced coffee. Worry about the Sloppy Joe I'm eating with it.

“The great corporation which employed you lied to you, and lied to the whole country—from top to bottom it was nothing but one gigantic lie.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/24/u...

No doubt

Convert ICE detention centers into education facilities where drivers are required to learn how 4-way stops work. Or stop signs generally.

I remember. 🎵 Ba-dee-ya 🎶

It looks like some of those 'economic anxiety' voters are finally starting to feel actual economic anxiety.

Business: I would like to increase my market penetration by marketing my cheese to more people. Right wing nutjobs: For shame. Cheese must be marketed to only certain people. We must boycott.

That fucker is planning on never leaving. He's gonna use drones and snipers (on Americans) when it's time to boot his ass out.