lagoremorph🔞

watching dallas buyers club and coming to the horrifying realization that jared leto voicemogs me

mfw im playing resident evil 5 remake in 2029 and DLSS 5 turns chris redfield into charlie kirk for 1/200th of a second

youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?...

sometimes girls just fall into my head

guhtaur or something

without kingcobrajfs, doordashing cat food and sauce sandwiches to his trailer has no punchline

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

fat fuck

she finally molted and now she eats food very cool

the money is calling

sick desire

found whilst searching for supplies to create whimsical porch rocks

holy shit eleanor from the adam sandler animated holiday classic 8 crazy nights lives in my building

watchmojo top 50 slime movies

holy shit i might be moving out

magical clam take pity

fuck you pierre

ate the mcdonald’s minecraft meal and now my stomach is making cave noises

me when i get you

i still don’t understand loops

getting more and more comfortable with the fact that i’m more than likely going to be dying alone

ouch

need to start carrying a large knife on me at all times

stupid gay necklace i bought from an instagram ad