Chris Lambert 🆑

What a great sports weekend for me *Arsenal Women beat Spurs at their joint *Arsenal Men beat Everton *Indiana Hoosiers beat Michigan in the Big House *I was out doing something fun while the Colts were playing

Rex Ryan:

This is the photo I use to catfish people

What the hell am I doing here I don’t belong here

BYU-UCF referees are struggling

HOOSIERS! Not good today but they make the plays in OT. #iufb 7-1

Tell me how you let Carr find that pass #iufb

Excellent. Missed the second half due to BJ’s* but the lads had it under control #COYG *Wholesale Club

7’ EZRI KONSA! He grabs control of a shambolic corner clearance and pokes it home from close on the left side. Arsenal 1:0 Everton

Arsenal men about to kickoff at home against the right dastardly Everton. A chance to move our lads back into a tie for first after Man City’s loss to Aston Villa. #COYG !

Arsenal Women pick up the win at Tottenham 2-1. Back on track? 🤞

Wait a minute, I got one more. Just one more, I promise: Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Hemorrhage (In My Hands In My Pants)

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Barracuda In My Pants

Final: Bayern Munich 2, Arsenal 2. A fair result. #COYG

Rice equalises for Arsenal capping off a brilliant Arsenal move! 2-2. [🎥 - TNT Sports]

82’ DECLAN TIES IT LATE! #COYG

60’ Bayern lead

35’ Davies scores on the break, ties it for Bayern.

Eze puts Arsenal 1-0 up after a superb ball through from Odegaard! [🎥 - TNT Sports]

And we’ve lost Bukayo Saka eight minutes in. 😞

Champions League! #Arsenal at Bayern Munich, this should be an absolute cracker. COYG!

Caught up on CELEBRITY TRAITORS UK S2 thanks to, um, a British person mailing me VHS tapes, yeah that's it. Absolutely wild season so far. Much better than our ongoing NEW BLOOD season which is entirely populated by utter ding-dongs (who are, crucially, also boring).

This is the Investy Jerns that the UK needs

Burn it all down. #Colts

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. #Colts

JT with a lost fumble to start the 3rd. Geez #Colts

I’ve always loved Noni Madueke. #COYG

Rice with a huge defensive stand. #Arsenal

80’ MADUEKE-OF-ALL-PEOPLE!! #Arsenal with the lead!

Maybe something will happen in the second half. #Arsenal

Gonna need Arsenal to save my weekend because the Colts sure aren’t gonna. #COYG at Nottingham Forest!

Damn, damn, damn #iufb

LET’S GO HOOSIERS #iufb