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The one thing that makes Coral Island a better game than Stardew Valley is that I can get top and/or bottom surgery for $500 at the salon

I'm bisexual in that I like only women and men who remind me of the Kratt brothers

I have committed to the bit too hard, and am Gillette Close to dropping $200 for Garfield ears+tail and a Hatsune Miku wig

About to be sacrificed to He Who Walks Behind The Rows, lemme know if you want anything

This is Red Bull

They just said they have mascs with straps in case of emergency????😩

I feel sick, which is awful, but it would be nice to not fly this week

Bet I'm the Only Person who is actually funnier when they're drunk

I long for real primal fear. Someone leave me alone in the dark on the open ocean, I'm begging you. Anyway, anyone else on Lexapro?

My Mom's Weird Husband won't eat tofu because "it forcibly feminizes men with estrogen" So now I will no longer be ignoring him, but openly ridiculing him 😇

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I'm in a queue waiting for them to cook my Gatorade or something

I wish I was dead so I didn't have to see this

If I have to put another paper straw in my mouth, my brain will forcibly exit the premises through any available orifices

I'm beginning to suspect there's something wrong with me

I was born in the wrong era and body, I should have been a scheming eunuch in a Tang dynasty court

Just had to use the cops for their intended purposes, I think I'm gonna be sick

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

That moment when the wine starts to taste like a maternal instinct towards Rizzo the rat

I can't kill myself, my mom will get to say she was right about me, and I can't allow that

My Top Christian Films as an ex Christian: Nacho Libre Larry Boy Knives Out III

6 of pack corona, 4 cans of expanding foam, 15 pounds of chicken wire, I'm a goddamn artist

Every time I feel bad about my body, I just think about the Hot Butch who flirted awkwardly with me, and I am assured that I am attractive to the people who really count 💖

Depression and anxiety are not only making me miserable, they also make my pain feel cringe

Feeling ashamed and humiliated because I make a really stupid mistake

I'm a normal person to be friends with

I hope the government of my country doesn't make it impossible to stay here, I finally have a job I love that makes people happy

I thought there was a handsome butch at work, but it's just a mid man 😅

Oh no, the new boba place has a Stone Butch working there, what will I doooo ✨✨✨💖💖

*Me, drunk, weeping* "I should have been a spider, I'm in the wrong body 😭😭😭"

My autistic ass in the train section at work, DELIGHTED to tell you about the Guu who blew up his train with his thicc ass

The least realistic thing about The Backrooms is a therapist coming to look for you after you miss a few appointments

Can't wait to waste my meager paycheck on going to the movies, I truly lead a charmed life

Theatre empty, gothed up, tiddies banging, blowing clouds, life is good sometimes

Literally me, if you even care

Tolerance breaks make me long for the days when a 100mg chocolate bar took me out for two whole days, unable to even put on pants

The baby I held and cared for is now ready to take on the world, and I couldn't be more proud of the kind, strong, and brilliant person she has become.

My family will never accept me fully, and I need to stop waiting and pushing and trying to find healing in the exact place I was hurt

✨So there's this emptiness inside me that refuses to be filled✨

Ate some ice cream and felt chilly so I put a blanket on the dog so she wouldn't be cold too

Thrifting concert tour shirts to wear feels like stolen valor

Guys, I love my new job so much, I'm finally happy somewhere

Turtle chips. Any flavor. Bliss.

Masked too hard and spent my entire afternoon feeling like I was gonna puke now I'm exhausted

Got my hopes way up! Now we wait for the onset of the bone deadening onset of reality